Naked Pizza

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We bask in this profound intimacy for unknown minutes before Jen pulls the blanket clear to look me square in the eyes.

"I know what's inside the onion."

"What?"

"Under the layers..."

"Oh yeah right, what?"

"The true black meat of the giant aquatic Brazilian centipede."

"What the fuck?" I laugh seeking levity, "You want some black meat? Look, I'm as culturally insensitive as the next guy, but if you want to fuck some coloured gents now, you're probably going to have to be less racist about it ok?"

"You're a fuckwit, sometimes." She punches my shoulder and sits back up pulling the blanket around her. "What did you have to kill the vibe for? You know what I mean."

I shrug, still amused by myself.

She shoves me with her feet, "Go get more drinks, I'm not finished with you yet."

Smiling to myself, I comply and head to the kitchen. I don't know all about layers and centipedes but I do know a few things. I know, I love that woman. I know, I love pizza and movie night. And I'm quite convinced they are all better naked.

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LivingWordsLivingWordsover 2 years ago

Great story, quite unlike anything else I’ve read on this site!

AnonymousAnonymousover 3 years ago

Brilliantly done

KumquatqueenKumquatqueenover 3 years ago

Lovely to read real and witty dialogue and feel I was really getting to know two real (and sexy) people!

AnonymousAnonymousover 4 years ago
Not sure

The dialog was good. But confusing. In the end it was just the two of them. 80 women for him 16 men for her???? But the ugly duckling turning swan. Nice.

Zach_lost_in_AusZach_lost_in_Ausalmost 6 years ago

Thank you for a great read. Different, touching, curiously real.

Zach.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 8 years ago
sorry rollinbones

That one star rating was a miss-swipe on my mobile device. I thoroughly enjoyed the story, and like that other guy, also forgot I was on Literotica. Solid 4 stars, actually.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 8 years ago
Wow.

First time I've ever read a story on here that so captured my attention I forgot I was on Literotica and didn't even unzip my pants...

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 8 years ago

I loved this.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 8 years ago
Brilliant

Not often you find true prose mastery on an erotica site. The emotional connection was beautiful. The dialogue believable. The seemed like real people, not cardboard cut-out from adolescent fantasy.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 8 years ago
Perfect

Beautiful. Not the type of thing I'd get off to, but hot all the same. A gorgeous story.

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