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A note for our friends across the Pacific. In Australia, our judges are appointed, not elected. Thus, they aren't generally corruptible.
Likewise, we don't have District Attorneys. Prosecutors are appointed by state Attorney Generals who are elected politicians appointed to the role, but woe betide the AG that tries to influence a judge. Volunteering for lowly paid state positions earns the prosecutor credit toward being considered for judgeships.
Now lighten the fuck up. The following is an oldie, but a goodie and is on kind loan from XTCHR.
In 1984, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refuge in my attic."
"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."
"But I made her agree to have sex with me twice a week."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."
"What is that, my son?"
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
- COMMENTS
Billy_Ray_Ban5 months agoAfter reading the story, I was inclined to offer a score of 3/5 as the reversal of fortunes seemed a bit too
far-fetched to me. After reading the joke, though, I had to bump it to a 4/5. Who says that a little extra effort doesn't pay off? BRB
26thNC8 months agoLove the mindless violence on cheating wife’s lover. That’ll make them think twice next time.
oldpantythief10 months agoGood story and good for David. It's nice when the underdog gets a win and then some payback.
