Santa's Perverted Helper Ch. 03

SPH III: The Return of Santa's Perverted Helper

By rutger5

For the third time that cold December afternoon I tried to adjust the digital binoculars on the house across the street but I was unable to focus them. That was because my young assistant had succeeded in removing my Yule log from its confinement and she was doing her best to grow it to its full holiday dimensions with her small, warm hands.

"Susie, if you keep that up then we'll never be able to accomplish this mission," I told her, hoping that would stop her from what she was doing though I was greatly enjoying the feeling, truth be told.

"But Santa's helper, I'm trying to get it up so then we can keep it up," she answered me with a giggle while meeting my gaze with her beautiful blue eyes which revealed equal parts naughtiness and niceness. "I know we have a job to do but maybe it can wait a little while. I'm so horny. Please."

I understood where she was coming from. Though we had spent hours together that Saturday we hadn't yet exchanged a kiss which was unusual for us, to say the least. Normally we were all over each other since reuniting after our year- long separation but we'd been too busy spreading some holiday cheer at the old folks home where Susie volunteered her time. If you could have only seen the joy reflected on the prune faces of the aged residents it would have warmed your heart, even if like Mr. Grinch it was undersized for your body.

The geezers, though outnumbered greatly by the biddies, were even more enthusiastic. Of course that may have had something to do with the way Susie was dressed as a sexy, little elf. With her blond braids, short, jagged, green skirt and candy cane tights she was a sight for any dirty old man's eyes. Many of them took improper liberties with her as she handed out the presents and I feared her delicate skin would be marred by black and blue marks where their gnarled, claw like hands had grabbed her. Despite this she hadn't gotten angry at all for Susie felt sorry for them she confided to me.

"It's so sad Santa's helper, how they have to live. They have no privacy and many of them still have working parts, if you understand me. More than once when I'm volunteering they've exposed themselves to me and some have even asked me to touch them there. I never do but I don't have the heart to report them to Nurse Ratchit either. I know she'd up their meds to control their perverted desires, as she puts it, but that isn't right. They've lived a long time and should be treated with some respect, not like they're barely human."

Despite my agreeing with her sentiment, things did get a little out of hand and I had to step in and rescue Susie a couple of times. One fellow even managed to wedge his cane between her legs and was forcing it up toward her specially wrapped present when I took him by the elbow and 'helped' him back to his seat, none too gently I confess.

Still the overall mission was a success and we left a lot of happy residents in our wake who were filled with the proper Christmas spirit. But due to time constraints we had to fly without benefit of magic reindeer to the well-off section of town as fast as my van could take us to continue our surveillance for this year's special mission.

During the ride she had stared at me with undisguised lust and when her hand slipped under her tights to begin stroking her kitty I almost drove off the road before regaining control. So by the time we arrived I was as hot under my fur collar as she was but I still tried to maintain discipline.

After removing the case dossier from my pocket I began to set up my audio device and digital binoculars but Susie had other ideas. No sooner had I parked then she unfastened her seatbelt and slid to the carpeted van floor on her knees. Her hand started rubbing my leg and in no time I was throbbing with desire though I tried to ignore it. However once my hardening member was out in the open winter air with Susie stroking it there was no way that was going to happen.

"All right, you win Susie. There's no way I can turn you down after looking into your eyes anyway," I replied as my white gloved hand caressed her rosy cheek.

"Yay! We get to be naughty," she exclaimed right before parting her lips wide and taking my swollen head between them.

I let out a groan which increased in volume as her nimble tongue ran around my red crown and while she did this her small hand continued to stroke my thick shaft. For such a petite girl she could swallow a lot of hard cock and soon most of my shaft was coated with her slippery saliva as she inhaled my erection.

As I watched in amazement Susie's mouth slid down and didn't stop until her ruby lips pressed against the flesh by its base. She paused a moment, keeping me buried and I saw a merry twinkle in her blue eyes as she looked up at me. Not being able to keep me there longer her head moved up until with a gasp she released me while spitting a gob of saliva all over me. A big grin came over her face as she turned up toward me.

"How was that, did you like it?" she asked with feigned ignorance.

"Almost as much as Christmas itself Susie," I replied, "it seems you get better every day with your cock-sucking skills."

"Well, I do enjoy it Santa's helper and it helps that yours is so tasty and has such a rich, creamy filling. Speaking of which, I have the feeling that if I keep doing this much longer then I'll be sampling your cream. Not that I don't want to but there are other things I want to happen first. So..."

No sooner had Susie said this then she stood though her body stayed bent at the waist due to the height of the van interior. Her hand reached into her jacket pocket which sat on her seat and emerged holding a thin, oval, red strap. The sound of Velcro separating came to my ears as she pulled the ends apart before deftly wrapping it around my cock and balls.

"Careful there Susie," I told her as she fastened it snugly around the base, a little too snug for my liking.

"Oh stop being such a baby Santa's helper. It has to be tight to prevent you from cumming too fast and you know I'm right," she said while again kneeling down.

"Maybe you're right, I just uhhnn," my words turned into a groan as once the strap was secure she again took my swollen head inside her hot mouth and sucked on it.

For a minute I was unable to move as the pleasurable sensation paralyzed me but as she continued my body adjusted and then it was my turn to go to work. My gloved left hand pulled her skirt up to her waist exposing her shapely little ass. It was covered by her red and white striped tights and I could plainly see a wet spot by where her tight, little pussy was hidden.

"Naughty girl," I told her as I peeled down her tights uncovering her wet and succulent lips, "you're already soaked and I haven't even touched you yet."

She ignored me and instead continued to suck and stroke me feverishly but that wouldn't last long I felt with what I had planned. I pulled the glove off my right hand for there were some tasks where only bare flesh would suffice. My hand rose in the air before swiftly coming down and smacking her upturned, waiting tush. Her body moved just a little but she continued her oral ministrations even as I spanked her ass.

Soon it was red and white matching both of our outfits though it was more red than white as my large hand managed to cover almost every inch of her pert little bottom. Knowing Susie as well as I did I knew that every smack further inflamed her naughty side and made her pussy that much wetter. Just the thought of being inside my little helper's tight Christmas box caused my heart to race and my erection to throb even more.

Once I was satisfied with the spanking I'd given her my hand traveled a little further until it reached her soft, silky kitty. When I began to pet her there Susie began squirming in an attempt to escape the attention but due to the position of her body she was unsuccessful. After stroking her for a minute I slid a finger into her wet and yielding pussy. She let out a muffled moan as I sank my digit to its full length inside her though she single mindedly continued to suck my Yule log. Hoping to slow Susie down I worked a second finger inside her package but this had no discernible effect. In fact if anything Susie increased the tempo of her mouth's movement pushing me that much closer to the brink of holiday joy.

If things continued the way they were headed it would have been a short race to see which one of us crossed the climatic finish line first when as often is the case during this blessed season fate intervened. I was breathing hard while driving my fingers to their limit when I was startled by the sound of metal rapping against the window next to me. Turning to the left I found myself staring into the face of a police officer - an attractive, statuesque policewoman holding a flashlight in her hand. For a moment I froze like a reindeer in the headlights until she gestured for me to roll down the window.

No sooner had I done so then the officer illuminated Susie on her knees doing her best to make my Yule log disappear into her mouth but neither the bright glare of the flashlight nor the frosty, winter air let into the van distracted my assistant from her task. The officer raised an eyebrow and gave me a questioning look but all I could do was shrug my shoulders helplessly in response.

"All right, that's enough you two. Stop what you're doing now and I'm going to need some information from you. We'll start with your license and insurance sir," she told me in a clear, no nonsense voice.

I withdrew my fingers from Susie's tight present prompting a disappointed whimper from her but also allowing me to reach into my pant pocket to produce my wallet. Meanwhile Susie had pulled her mouth off my erection and looked up though she continued stroking me with her warm hand.

"I said to stop what you're doing and that also applies to you Goldilocks," the officer barked out while taking my ID from me.

"Ok, fine, whatever," Susie replied as she released me after giving one final squeeze to my engorged member.

The officer continued to shine the light on my now neglected cock and I was surprised how she appeared to be staring at it in an almost transfixed manner. For at least thirty seconds silence reigned until finally she shook off her inertia and spoke.

"Your turn now, blondie. Let's see some ID."

Susie had twisted her nubile body around and was reaching for her jacket when she was interrupted by the officer's voice.

"Stop right there Miss and don't move a muscle."

"But you told me to get my ID and it's in my jacket. What am I supposed to do? Jeez, make up your mind."

"You're right, I did tell you to get it but I want to make sure that everything goes safely with no problems so I'll tell you what we're going to do. To start with, sir I need your left hand now."

Once I raised my left arm the officer clamped a handcuff around my wrist before attaching the other end to the steering wheel with a metallic click.

"Stay put sir. Ok Miss, now I want you to unlock and open the passenger side door. Can you handle that?"

"Of course," Susie replied with a hint of annoyance in her melodic voice.

By the time she'd complied the officer had walked around to the other side of the van and was waiting for her.

"Step out of the van Miss and no sudden moves," she ordered with her hand resting on the handle of her gun.

No sooner had Susie done so then the officer spun her around and pushed her against the van. She then frisked my scantily clad assistant and when the cop's hand reached under Susie's jagged skirt my assistant let out a loud squeal.

"Sorry, but your hand is so cold Officer...uh..."

"Officer Bush, Miss, and that's what happens when you don't wear panties. Now you can get me your ID."

Susie reached into the van and as she removed her ID she gave me a wink before turning back to the cop and handing over her license.

"All right Miss Walker, please come with me. I need you to answer some questions. First of all is what's happening here of your own freewill or are you being compelled?"

"Do you mean you feeling me up Officer Bush?"

I had to suppress a chuckle at her reply but I saw no point in antagonizing the police especially with the surveillance equipment and mission dossier sitting in plain sight.

"No, that isn't what I meant Miss Walker and for your information I wasn't feeling you up, as you put it, but making sure you had no concealed weapons on you."

"Don't you mean in me?" Susie said with a giggle. "And if you hadn't interrupted us I might have something big and hard in me by now. Is this going to take long because I'm really looking forward to it."

Officer Bush shook her head in seeming disbelief as she led Susie toward the police cruiser parked directly behind the van. It was amusing to watch in the side view mirror for with her striped tights rolled down to mid-thigh she had to shuffle and I could only imagine how the frigid air felt on her bare skin.

Suddenly I realized that this was a golden opportunity to conceal the evidence of our mission while Susie was being questioned and I'd been left alone. The task was made more difficult by me being cuffed to the wheel plus I didn't want to be seen moving by Officer Bush but with luck I was able to hide everything inside my bag amongst some undelivered presents. After that I closed my window to prevent any more cold air getting in while I waited.

And waited. It seemed to be taking an awful long time to ask a few questions and run a check. I knew that nothing criminal would turn up on either one of us and the van certainly had no outstanding violations so I couldn't figure it out. Officer Bush had sat in the car for a couple of minutes while Susie stood outside shivering and after that she'd gotten out of the car and I saw her hand Susie back her license. But still neither made a move toward the van. Instead they stood there talking and on more than one occasion Officer Bush directed her gaze at the van.

The thing that struck me the most as I observed them was the physical contrast between the two. While both were clearly attractive women there were many differences. My dear Susie barely reached five feet in height and tipped the scales a little over one hundred naughty and nice pounds. Meanwhile the officer had at least six inches on her if not more. And while both had curves in all the right places Officer Bush had a much more voluptuous figure than Susie's petite one. It was hard to tell with her coat on but I'd be surprised if she wasn't at least a C cup if not bigger and her ass and thighs were thick in the best sense of the word.

So with nothing else to do I stroked my erection which had remained rock hard in anticipation of Susie's return. Finally they seemed to come to some kind of understanding and they began to head toward the van with my young assistant leading the way. No sooner did I release my cock then Susie clambered into the van with a big grin on her pretty, elfin face and to my surprise Officer Bush followed right behind her.

"Oh cool, you waited for me Santa's helper," Susie said as she resumed the position she'd been in before we were interrupted while Officer Bush pulled the door shut then tossed her cap to the floor revealing her chestnut colored tresses piled up high on her head.

I let out a groan as Susie's nimble tongue began licking my mushroom head like an ice cream cone while her hand encircled my shaft. To say I was speechless at what happened next was the understatement of the century. As if it was prearranged Susie pulled her mouth away while at the same time she angled my cock toward Officer Bush who swooped in like a bird of prey and without saying a word took me between her full, red lips.

She slid her mouth down my shaft and only stopped when my swollen head reached the entrance to her throat. After that she began bobbing her head up and down driving me crazy with lust. All during this Susie looked up at me with a mischievous twinkle in her blue eyes while maintaining a firm grip on my shaft. This continued for a minute or two until Officer Bush' mouth pulled off me and without missing a beat Susie resumed licking my swollen member.

They soon switched places again and this time as the officer licked all around my turgid tool Susie sucked one of my balls into her mouth and swirled it around, heightening the sensation even more. This seemed to inspire the cop who began taking me deep into her mouth but whether it was due to the angle of her head or just her technique she gagged when my mushroom head tried to tickle her tonsils. That caused her to pull back while she caught her breath giving Susie a clear path to lick her way up to my crown.

Things got even hotter when Officer Bush knelt next to Susie and began to lick me as well. It was like Christmas came early watching them run their tongues the full length of my cock and I nearly ejaculated when they met at the top. That's because they started kissing each other with my swollen cockhead wedged in between their hot lips as their tongues wriggled and entwined like two serpents. Even with all my willpower, as well as picturing old Mrs. Claus nude, it almost wasn't enough to stop from cumming but luckily Susie broke their kiss just in the nick of time.

"So wasn't I right Officer, about how tasty his candy cane is?" Susie asked our new friend.

"Mmm, yes you're right. It's yummy Miss Walker."

"Call me Susie and just wait 'til you sample the cream filling. Around this time of year it has a hint of cranberries and eggnog."

"Oh really. That I'd like to taste and since this is no longer official business my name is Holly."

"Well Holly, why don't you keep on keepin' on while I help get you ready."

Susie's hand released my cock but before I had a chance to miss it Holly wrapped both of hers around me then took me back into her warm, wet mouth. I had noticed a gold band on her left ring finger but under the circumstances I wasn't going to worry about it, at least for the moment. If what she was doing caused her to wind up on the boss' naughty list then so be it. Being how I was handcuffed to the steering wheel I couldn't be blamed; at least that's how I chose to see it.

Besides, her mouth felt too good to ask her to stop, quite the contrary. My free hand grabbed her head and pushed it down making her swallow more of my thick, pulsing cock. Holly didn't miss a beat taking me deeper while at the same time stroking the part that didn't fit into her mouth. Her saliva ran down my shaft making it wet and helping her hands glide easily over my skin.

While this was taking place Susie moved her body back a little before reaching underneath Holly where she unfastened her uniform pants and started to tug at them. Holly shifted her body some which allowed Susie to slide both pants and panties down to her knees and that was all the opening she required. She next wriggled onto her back and managed to work her head in between Holly's ample thighs and wrap her arms around them.

Within seconds Holly was moaning though the sound was muffled by my cock in her mouth. As time went on she pulled off me though without releasing me. Instead she continued jerking my Yule log while also rubbing it against her lips and face. I took this opportunity to unfasten her hairclip which caused her silky, reddish-brown hair to cascade down to her shoulders. Holly looked up at me with a wanton expression on her pretty face and I found myself lost for a moment in her big, brown eyes.

Now due to the position of Holly's body leaning towards me I couldn't actually see Susie's head but going by the reaction from Holly I could assume that her mad oral skills extended to women as well. In fact Holly's moans were becoming louder and closer together and as I looked at her I also noticed her face was getting flushed and sweaty.