SCRIPT: Cuntleslitskin

[Script Offer] [F4M] [Fantasy] [Cuckquean] [Coercion] [Dubcon] [Breeding] [Gnome] [Magic] [Wife Watches]

SFX: Door closes

WIFE
(Angry)

What in the kingdom could you have possibly been thinking?

SFX: Rustling straw

WIFE
(Frustrated)

This is straw! Worthless straw from some farmer’s field! And you had to go and make such a ridiculous boast with your big stupid mouth, and now I, your wife, have to turn it into gold by morning or we’ll be killed. Do you understand how stupid you’ve been!?

WIFE
(Condescending)

No answer? Where’s your big mouth now? Swallowed enough of your own bullshit you can’t talk now?

WIFE
(Resigned)

Sit in the corner. I’m going to see how loose the bars on that window are.

SFX: Heavy footsteps. Kicking furniture.

WIFE
(Crying out in pain)
Oww!!!

WIFE
(Angry muttering)
Useless loom. What am I supposed to do with that?

SFX: Soft banging

WIFE
(Despairing)
Oh, husband! I don’t want to die! No one could do this!

SFX: Door opens

WIFE
(Surprised)
Who is that?...What is that?

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Smug)
Allow me to correct you, Miss
For I’m the one that can do this

SFX: Door closes

WIFE
(Confused)
So, some tiny little gnome woman in a pointy hat can turn straw into gold?

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Indignant)
I’ll thank you not to call me small
I happen to be three feet tall

WIFE
*exhales*

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Playful)
Now to the task at hand
Straw to gold? Every strand?
But! I do not work for free
So tell me, what will you give me?

WIFE
(Skeptical)
What will we give you? How do we even know you can do this? How did you even know we were here?

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Smug)
You would like a demonstration?
Try to withhold exclamation

SFX: Sitting in chair, adjusting loom, Magic Sound

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Smug)
So you know my powers are ample
Here I offer you a sample

WIFE
(Incredulous)
You turned that straw into gold!? Using a loom!? Husband, look! It’s real gold! She did it! We’re saved!

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Sarcastic)
Impressive powers of deduction
After such a false assumption
Now I’ve fixed your ignorance
And shown you ample evidence
So tell me what you have to offer
For filling up my empty coffer

WIFE
(Trying to think)
My husband and I....don’t have much.

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Dismissive)
How could that be my concern?
Think of something, elst I adjourn.

SFX: Slap

WIFE
(Insistent)
Think of something, Husband! You got us into this mess! Think of something to give her so she saves us!

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Intrigued)
Perhaps I may have a solution
If he has the constitution…

WIFE
(Desperate)
Anything! Please! If you don’t turn all this straw into gold, the king will execute both of us in the morning! Whatever it is, we’ll give it!

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Devious)
I think a firstborn child will do
To pay the debt that I’ll be due

WIFE
(Appalled and fearful)
Firstborn child!? You want to take my child!? That’s...that’s barbaric!!!

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Imperious)
Perhaps it is, but I don’t care
I think my price is more than fair
But first tell me, am I remiss in
Thinking that you didn’t listen
Or perhaps I was unclear
And incorrectly caused you fear
I swear upon my precious loom
I ask for no child of your womb
Indeed, no child at all, you see
I simply want your husband’s seed

WIFE
(Pausing, then stammering)
I...what now?

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Amused)
Oh? Shall I repeat myself?
I ask for cum in lieu of wealth

WIFE
(Nervous)
Oh. Husband, I don’t like this, but I don’t see how we have much choice. You’ve gotten us into this mess, and now I guess you’ll have to fuck us out of it. Will you?

WIFE
(Nervous)
Are you sure? Can you even perform with such an...odd...little creature?

WIFE
(Offended, then intrigued)
Okay! You don’t need to sound so eager, alright? I’m not exactly thrilled with you anyway at the moment. Although, I suppose I can see the appeal. She’s a tiny little gnome, but shockingly curvy for her size. And those little green tights and the tight green tunic? It’s strange, but I suppose that I could see it.

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Mischievous)
I do have one more stipulation
This won’t be done in isolation
While I plunder Husband’s crotch
I must insist the cuckquean watch

WIFE
(Derisive)
Oh, come now! It’s not enough to fuck my husband; you must humiliate me as well!?

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Proud)
I do admit it brings me joy
To tease you with your favorite toy

WIFE
(Pleading)
Seriously!?

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Smug)
If you hate what you’ve been told
You could always spin the gold

WIFE
(Defeated)
Oh...okay…

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Smug)
Go sit in your little corner
And endure your little torture

SFX: slow footsteps

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Seductive)
Now that we are all alone
It’s time for you and I to bone
Don’t fret about not being hard
I haven’t played all of my cards

SFX: clothing being removed, tossed to floor

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Seductive)
It’s time to show my naughty bits
Starting with my luscious tits
They have a perfect teardrop shape
The best to leave your mouth agape
Or make you want a little nibble
Of my lovely, pointy nipples
I want them pinched between your lips
You sucking on the hardening tips
Now, please! What are you waiting for?
I’ve shown you mine! Now show me yours!

SFX: clothing being removed, tossed to floor

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Intrigued)
Now that’s a nice male upper body
The kind that gets me feeling naughty
The chest and arms of a man that works
As well as other little perks
I’m glad that you look hale and hearty
I’m bringing more to this here party

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Playful)
Let me turn around real quick
To get a rise out of your dick
I drop my pants, but not too fast
Just slide them down my rounded ass
Revealing for the world to see
That I have gone quite panty-free

SFX: clothing being removed, tossed to floor

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Seductive)
Now I’ll spread my cheeks for you
You see my cunt and asshole, too?
I won’t say they’re “available”
But you may find me capable
Of agreeing to most any hole
Once I’ve tried your erstwhile pole
Now speaking of the cock in question
Are you going to keep me guessin’?

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Pausing, then impatient)
Well, what are you waiting for?
Pull down your pants and show me more!

SFX: clothing being removed, tossed to floor

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Impressed)
Mmmm, now that’s a lovely penis!
Oh, wifey poo! Dear, have you seen this?

WIFE
(Sarcastic)
Have I seen my husband’s cock?

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Impressed)
I’m shocked you didn’t haggle more
I’m panting like a bedraggled whore
That shaft is going to stretch me nicely
And then I hope it fills me twice, please!

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Lusty)
Mmm, it must weigh a couple pounds
I can’t get my fingers ‘round
Oh, but feel it start to harden
Think of future dreams you’ll star in
Or the many, many folk who
‘d love to be the ones to stroke you
But I’m the one who gets to slide
My fingers down my future ride
Do you like my little hands?
Rubbing all around the glans?
I’ll be careful not to waste it
But I simply have to taste it

SFX: sucking dick

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Muffled, then pleading)
Um gg viffiff fi vuhviffuv
—Pwah! It’s really quite delicious
But I don’t quite feel like waiting
So let’s hurry to the mating
I’ll turn around and just bend over
my pink clover
I don’t mean to sound too needy
But get over here and breed me

SFX: footsteps

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(excited)
Show me that you have some class
And use both hands to grab my ass
That’s the stuff there, that’s the ticket
Stick it in and get your dick wet
Just one of my many uses
Look at how I’m dripping juices
This is what you’ve done to me
Now I give myself to thee

SFX: fucking, continued until STOP

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(gasping, lusty)
Oh! Yes! Fill me, stretch me
Isn’t my sweet cunt so fetching!
I feel your shaft so deep inside
Push my pussy open wide
Not that I’m comparing sizes
But I’m tighter than your wife is

WIFE
(Indignant)
You slutty little gremlin!

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Teasing)
Whatever, you little tit!
Your husband’s cock is in my slit
Thrusting, pounding at my cunt
So I might as well be blunt
So rant! Rave! Scream! Go wild!
I’m the one he’ll fill with child.
*cackles*

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Pleasantly surprised)
Ooh!
I think he liked that, little bride!
I felt him twitch, so deep inside.
Your man enjoys my pointed jibes
He’s picking up your cuckquean vibes
Don’t be ashamed! It’s just a kink!
It’s good! But, that’s just what I think

WIFE
(Appalled)
I’m not some pervert!

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Smug)
Then why are you such a voyeur
Sitting, watching your amour
With your hand inside yourself
As he fucks this slutty elf

WIFE
(Ashamed)
What!? I...I don’t know! I…

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Reassuring)
There’s no need to be afraid
Of how you prefer to get laid
So shout it out and don’t hold back
You’re a cuckquean, that’s fact
It’s not wrong, it’s just who you are
Embrace your kinks and you’ll go far

CUNTLESLISTKIN
(Lusty)
Now look at how your husband’s dick
splits me open; It’s so thick!
It’s much too good a dick for you
But I might let him fuck you, too
If you’re a good wife and if you
Strip and show your naughty bits
And let me suck your naughty tits

WIFE
(Hesitant)
O-o-o-okay…

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Seductive)
Ooh, you like that, husband dear?
You want your wife over here?
To play with us, to play with me?
Is that how you want her to be?
I think that I would like that, too
And hmm, what should we make her do?
It’s feels like you are getting close
So what would help me get my dose?
Mmmm, her nipples taste delightful
For her, it would be but a trifle
To satisfy your lewd desires
To light your burning, lusty fires

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Playful)
I think this situation calls
For your wife to suck your balls
Won’t that feel especially
Degrading? Wanton? Heavenly?
Run your tongue around again
Yes! Just like that, girl, suck them in!
But careful, so my progeny
Can still become a prodigy

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Increasingly distracted)
Yes! Did you hear that grunt?
He’s really walloping my cunt
It feels so good! I’m so, so wet!
I’m shocked that I’m not cumming yet!
Oh gods, it’s...I’m almost there!
Squeeze my neck and pull my hair!
Invade mmmmmy depths! Drill my p-plumbing!
Just as long as I k-keep coming!
Oh! I c-can’t believe...my luck!
Gods! That cock! Shit! Oh fuck!
Mmmm, this was such a genius plan!
I knew you’d be a fucking [i]man[/i]!
Don’t stop! Don’t let me catch my breath!
You need to have your little death!
Just paint the inside of my womb!
Fill me with your salty plume!
This cock! This man! You drive me wild!
But I won’t leave without my child!
Give it to me! Just like that!
Crash against my pussy fat!
Pound me like a dirty whore!
Give it to me! Give me more!
Treat me like I’m fucking cheap!
Aaaah! I can feel you spurting deep!
Yes! So good! I need your seed!
Just rewards for dirty deeds!
Filly my dripping silken closet
With your salty cum deposit!
Oh, I feel it taking root!
This thick and musky creamy fruit!
Keep pounding! Carry on undaunted!
This is all I’ve ever wanted!
Oh, that’s so good! Fuck! Gods bless!
I can’t! It’s too much! Fucking yes!

SFX: Sex sounds STOP

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(Satisfied)
Oh fuck! That was, huh, wonderful!
I’m pregnant! Non-refundable!
And after that I have concluded
You did quite well, good sir! Yes, you did!

WIFE
(awed)
You’ll, um, you’re still going to turn the straw into gold, right?

CUNTLESLITSKIN
(exhausted)
Yes, yes, let me catch my breath
No need to beat that horse to death
Then, once I’m done and you go home
What would you say if this poor gnome...
What I’m saying is I hope that I’m
Welcome to...drop by sometime?
I wouldn’t want...I mean, I won’t impose...or be a bother
But I think my Rumplestiltskin will want to meet his father...