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Oh, the agony of choice.
THE END
NOW LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP.
A tree hugging, vegetarian, anti-hunter, woman from Sydney purchased a piece of native bushland in northern NSW. There was a large gum tree on one of the highest points on her property. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land, so she started to climb the big gum.
As she neared the top, she encountered a koala that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, vegetarian, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examination room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, Native Vegetation, Parks and Wildlife Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.
And I'm sorry, they turned you down.
- COMMENTS
RePhil3 months agoBTW. Off topic, is it true that in Australia everything is trying to kill you. Looking at taking a trip there. It’s really cold up here in Canada. But spring is around the corner
RePhil3 months agoAlways a fan. I love your stories but love the ones I hate more. The magic to us readers is the emotions we humans hate to generate or are taught to suppress come out through your writing. That’s a great writer that can evoke emotion. So every comment that yells and condemns is the highest praise in itself.
EastCoaster111 months agoCan there EVER be less than 5 stars for a Vandy/CTC story ?
Not in my world...
LeontheKing11 months ago24 sleeping pills isn't a toxic dose. Modern sleeping pills are safer than paracetamol
Trambakover 1 year agoI do not think she would take the pills.
A selfish person would always self-preserve. Okay, a few, for the sake of seeking attention, is possible.
She would get over her temporary self-loathing phase and devise newer ways of self justification.
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BH54almost 2 years agoI would have liked to have known more about Dave's feelings. A simple "Dave was surrounded by his children, family and friends and they made sure he was never alone" would have been a nice addition. As for the sleeping pills, that's a selfish way out, and thus quite likely.
