The Elusive College Party

Lyle's college campus, including his first-year residence, did not appear to have much space for parties. The bedrooms were small, the hallways had no furniture, and the cafeteria closed at 9 PM. During relatively brief chats with the other students in the hallways and cafeteria, Lyle heard a few rumours of party-focused fraternities and sororities in the area, but he couldn't find any way to locate or contact such places. The only remotely promising local venue he could actually find on a map was the campus bar. He couldn't imagine much of a party happening at a bar, but after a week with no other leads, he decided he might as well check it out.

Lyle wasn't sure if the bar would serve meals, so he had dinner at the cafeteria before heading over. He didn't bother dressing up for the evening; he wore the same t-shirt, khakis, and sandals that he had been wearing all day. When he arrived at the bar, he took a minute to walk around the tables to see if he could click with any of the groups there. None of them seemed particularly welcoming, though, so he sat down at the bar and ordered a soda. As he drank it, he tried to think of ways to approach some of the other students, and he also listened for conversations that he might be able to contribute to.

He didn't have any breakthroughs by the time he finished his soda, so he ordered another. Nothing changed as he drank that either. For his third drink, he decided to try something alcoholic; the daily special posted on the wall would do. When he tasted it, he found it to be sweet, with the alcohol barely noticeable, which was pretty well what he was going for; his interest in alcohol was minimal. But even this new drink didn't change the fact that no one was talking to him.

After sitting there for an hour and a half sipping on several more sodas and a few more alcoholic beverages, Lyle decided that this was a failed experiment. He had to pee from all the drinking so he figured he'd use the bathroom there (they had to have one, right?) and then head back to his room and maybe play some computer games. He stood up, but as he turned around to start looking for a bathroom, a female student suddenly came up to him and said, "Hi! I'm Cynthia."

"Hi," Lyle responded uncertainly, "I'm Lyle."

"Hi Lyle!" Cynthia said, smiling brightly. "Can I buy you a drink?"

Perhaps this wasn't a failed experiment after all. It was a bit ironic to be offered a drink after having nothing but them for the past hour and a half, but this time Lyle would have someone to talk to, so he cheerfully accepted and they started chatting. There was no need for computer games now, and he wasn't going to go hunting for a bathroom right after meeting someone who wanted to spend time with him.

And they did spend quite some time chatting. Cynthia seemed very friendly and outgoing. When the drink she had bought Lyle was finished, she eagerly bought him another, and when that one was finished, she just as eagerly bought him a third. She said this was her third year of college, so perhaps that had given her a chance to get used to bar etiquette; Lyle himself had never been to a bar before and couldn't even imagine having the nerve to offer a drink to someone he had just met. Unfortunately, all these drinks, coupled with the duration of their conversation, were making Lyle's need to pee more persistent. He worried that Cynthia might leave if he stepped away to find a bathroom, but eventually he decided he would have to take that risk. He finished the drink he was working on and was just about to excuse himself when Cynthia said, "This place is pretty slow. Let's go somewhere better."

"Sure," Lyle said. "Just let me use the bathroom first."

"You can do that when we get there," Cynthia said. "I can't stand this place any longer. Come on, let's go." She turned and started walking toward the exit. Lyle would have preferred to use the bathroom before leaving, but since Cynthia wouldn't wait for him, and was inviting him somewhere with a bathroom and a party, he decided to follow her. The trip would be uncomfortable, but it shouldn't last too long.

Cynthia continued to tell stories as they left the bar and walked down the road. Lyle didn't feel that he could contribute much to the conversation given how badly he needed to pee now, but Cynthia didn't seem to mind. If anything, she seemed even warmer than she had been earlier. "I'm so glad to have met you!" she would often say, smiling broadly, and Lyle felt the same way about her. None of the hundred other students Lyle had met in the hallways and cafeteria over the past week had shown anything close to Cynthia's vitality. He just wished Cynthia had been willing to wait the two minutes for him to find and use the bathroom at the bar; his need to pee was getting progressively worse as they walked, and the walk seemed like it was taking a long time.

After making several more turns, Lyle asked Cynthia, as gently as he could, "How much farther are we going?" They were walking away from his room, so if it was much farther, he might have to forget about the party and head back to his residence to use the bathroom there. Maybe he could get Cynthia's contact information and see if they could meet up some other time.

"We're about halfway there," Cynthia responded.

Halfway there. This evening was starting to feel like more than Lyle had signed up for, but after a quick assessment he decided that it was still worth staying the course. He would definitely need to use the bathroom as soon as they arrived, though.

Cynthia became quieter, which was just as well because Lyle no longer felt able to absorb her stories. Lyle was breathing heavily now, frequently tensing and occasionally bobbing up and down. He worried that Cynthia might find his behaviour off-putting, but each time he looked at Cynthia she seemed to somehow be getting even more excited. This confused Lyle, since they were no longer socializing, but maybe Cynthia was looking forward to what awaited them at the end of this interminably long walk.

Did one really have to go this far to get to a decent social venue? How difficult would it be to build a party house just across the parking lot from the academic buildings? Looking at how widely Cynthia was smiling by now, though, it occurred to Lyle that maybe there was a more central option, but the place they were going was better. That thought kept Lyle moving forward each time he considered giving up and heading back to his room. If he could even find it again after all the turns they had made.

It was getting pretty bad, though. Lyle was starting to instinctively grab his penis to try to keep from peeing. Given how far Cynthia was taking them, why couldn't she have waited for Lyle to use the bathroom before they left? She was still too enchanting for Lyle to ask that question out loud, but he didn't think he could cope much longer, no matter how fantastic this place was.

This wasn't going to work. Lyle was going to have to pee behind one of the trees lining the road. Just as he was about to ask Cynthia to wait a moment for him to do so, though, they rounded a corner and a lit-up mansion came into view. A number of students were drinking and chatting in front of it, but as Lyle got closer, he could tell that most of the noise was coming from inside. Cynthia was walking directly toward the building, so clearly this was their destination. Finally, Lyle would be able to use the bathroom he'd been craving for what felt like an hour! The fact that he had also located the party he'd been seeking for the past week felt secondary at this point. He gave his penis a tight squeeze and then let go in order to appear presentable to the other guests.

Cynthia walked up to the front door, opened it, and then invited Lyle to go in ahead of her. Lyle gratefully did so, but a few steps in, a female student blocking his path looked at him and said, "Who are you?"

Unsure how to respond, Lyle turned back toward Cynthia as she came in behind him. "That's Esther," Cynthia told Lyle. "She's working the door tonight." Coming up beside Lyle and turning to face Esther, she said, "This is Lyle. We're in a bit of a hurry." She winked at Esther.

Lyle didn't understand the wink, but he was glad that Cynthia finally seemed to be showing a sense of urgency. He turned to face Esther once more. She now seemed to be examining Lyle more closely. Lyle tried to appear dignified in order to make a good first impression, but he really needed to pee now and wasn't able to stand still. Had he blown his chance? Was he going to get kicked out? Or, worse, was Esther going to insist on thoroughly questioning him before even letting him use the bathroom?

Esther smiled. Somehow, she seemed not merely satisfied but actually impressed. She turned to Cynthia and said, "Nicely done! Don't let me slow you down any further." She stepped aside and Cynthia walked past her. As Lyle started to follow, he saw Esther press a button on the wall. He realized it activated an audio panel when he heard Esther's voice from speakers throughout the building saying, "We have a guest!"

Lyle didn't know what could possibly have impressed Esther enough about him to want to brag to the whole building, but this was not the time to try to figure that out. Cynthia had paused in the entrance hallway, and now that they seemed to have the run of the place, Lyle caught up with her and quietly asked, "Do you know where the bathroom is?"

"I'll take you there," Cynthia answered. "This place is a bit of a maze." She started walking again.

As if the walk to the place hadn't been long enough, Lyle now found himself following Cynthia through quite a number of intersecting hallways. Would this exercise never end? Was the bathroom he had waited so long for still not close at hand? He got excited when they approached a door, but when Cynthia opened it, Lyle saw that it led to yet another hallway. At the end of this hallway, they went up a short flight of steps, through another door, and then instead of walls on either side of them there were thick black curtains. A few steps later these curtains ended and the space opened up a bit, although there were other curtains farther away, and then finally Lyle saw a door with the symbol on it for the men's bathroom.

Now that Lyle could actually see the bathroom, he started running toward it, grabbing his penis again to try to hold on for just a few more seconds. As he ran, though, he could see people in his peripheral vision from other parts of this more open space running toward him. At the same time, a curtain that formed one edge of the space appeared to be opening. Well before Lyle reached the bathroom, he found himself surrounded by about five female students, on a stage, in front of a seated audience of about thirty people, who at a glance also appeared to all be female students.

"Surprise!" the girls surrounding Lyle shouted gleefully.

This unexpected delay, on top of all the waiting Lyle had already done, made his need feel even worse, and he tightened his grip on his penis and lifted a knee to squeeze his thighs together. Speaking quickly, he said, "Hi, I was just on my way to the bathroom. I'll be out in a minute."

The girls maintained their blockade and seemed to be holding back laughter. Lyle turned to look for Cynthia and was surprised to see that she had actually kept up with him and was now part of the group surrounding him. Addressing the other girls, Cynthia said, "I'd like you all to meet Lyle."

"Great job!" one of the other girls said to Cynthia, seeming just as impressed as Esther had been. "I think this is our best one yet!" But the girls all continued to keep their positions, and Cynthia did not appear to be making any further effort to convince them to move.

Lyle's exasperation now outweighed his affection, and he said, "Cynthia, I wanted to use the bathroom at the bar. But you insisted on coming here first. The walk was a lot longer than I was expecting, and now I have to pee really badly. Could you please tell these people to let me past? We can do this live theatre thing when I get out."

"It's true," Cynthia told the other girls. "He's been wanting to pee for a long time. He had a lot of drinks sitting by himself at the campus bar before I joined him and bought him several more." Lyle didn't remember telling Cynthia his drink count at any point, but that didn't matter right now. Cynthia continued, "I didn't give him a chance to use the bathroom before we left the bar. Instead, I told him he could use the one here. I guess I didn't think about how long the walk would be, or the fact that you would set this ambush. How could I have been so thoughtless?"

An excellent explanation, Lyle thought, relieved. He started to turn back around to see if they would clear a path for him. Before Cynthia was out of his field of vision, though, he saw her grin. Lyle froze. How had Cynthia known his approximate drink count? Had she been watching him since he arrived at the bar? As Lyle was wondering about this, one of the other girls said, "Wow, you're good!" With horror, Lyle realized that Cynthia had not been defending him or apologizing.

She had been bragging.

This entire evening had been a setup.

Lyle finished turning to face the bathroom and was no longer surprised to see that the others clearly had no intention of stepping aside. He tried to force his way past them, but he wasn't able to overpower multiple people at once, and since they were surrounding him, he couldn't dodge them either. Desperately trying not to wet his pants, Lyle started rhythmically squeezing and releasing his penis, alternating lifting each leg to squeeze his thighs together, and also alternately bending down at the waist and bobbing up and down at the knees. He wasn't quite at the point of losing control, but he had no idea how long they would keep him trapped on this stage, and he had already waited far longer to use the bathroom than he ever would have chosen to.

"Aww, look at his cute little pee dance," one of the girls said. "He really is desperate! Cynthia brought us a real treat tonight!"

A real treat? Lyle took a longer look at the seated audience and saw that many of them appeared to be masturbating. As predatory as the girls were being, a part of Lyle felt warm and fuzzy knowing that he was bringing them a rare level of enjoyment. He may have been meat, but at least he was tasty meat. He would not hold a grudge or seek disciplinary action when this was over.

At the moment, though, he still hoped the girls would let him use the bathroom soon. For all of his emotional warmth, his condition was neither physically pleasant nor sustainable. "Come on, let me through!" he begged. "I can't hold it much longer!"

"Aww, are you going to wet your pants for us?" one of the girls teased. "Are you going to lose control and start peeing helplessly down your leg in front of everyone here?"

"Let's get his sandals off," another girl suggested. "Keep them safe, at least." She bent down slightly and unstrapped the sandal from the foot Lyle currently had lifted in his effort to hold his pee. Lyle didn't bother trying to stop her as she removed the sandal and placed it on the floor behind her. He didn't need sandals either to get to the bathroom or to enjoy the rest of the party. He would need them in order to get back to his residence, but he would also need a guide or a map, so if the girls were trying to kidnap him then he wouldn't stop them by keeping his sandals. When Lyle instinctively switched legs in his pee dance, the girl closest to his other foot unstrapped and removed his remaining sandal and placed that one out of the way as well.

One of the girls untucked Lyle's shirt and slid her hand under it to caress his bare abdomen. "Mmm, such a full bladder," she purred. "Maybe he really can't wait much longer." Smiling mischievously, she gave said bladder a squeeze, making Lyle jerk away. The girl laughed, as did at least some of the others, but their demeanor remained playful rather than cruel.

When they were done laughing, Lyle felt another hand land on the front of his pants to find a part of his penis that his own clenched hand wasn't already covering. The new hand originated behind Lyle; he turned his head to see that it belonged to Cynthia. Making eye contact with Lyle as she gently rubbed his penis through his pants, Cynthia said, "Is this poor penis anxious to release all those drinks you had at the bar? Does it desperately want to feel all of that liquid flowing out of your body? Is your frantic dancing and squeezing going to be enough to keep all of that pee from flowing out through this desperate penis and into your pants?" She removed her hand. Panting, Lyle turned his head away from her and made another unsuccessful attempt to escape in the direction of the bathroom.

More girls slid their hands under the bottom of Lyle's shirt, and this time they started tickling Lyle's bare waist. While doing this, they also leaned in and started licking his neck. This was not what Lyle needed right now. He had to pee so badly and the tickling and licking felt like it was taking him right to the edge. He clenched his muscles as hard as he could. His penis was trembling. He knew that pretty soon his body would take over and he would start peeing right there into his pants no matter what he did to try to stop it.

The girls kept up the tickling, but the licking didn't last too long before they moved their heads back away from Lyle's neck and started saying, "Psssss..." with smiles on their faces. Lyle stared at them with dread. This seemed to excite them; they started laughing again, all the while continuing their tickling as Lyle continued his frantic pee dance. Lyle made yet another attempt to push past them but was again pushed back. Was there anything special he had to say or do for them to let him use the bathroom? Or did he just have to wait for them to decide on their own that the time was right? His time was quickly running out, but he couldn't think of anything to add to what he had already said. The girls already knew how badly Lyle needed to pee. That appeared to be the whole point of the exercise.

Lyle could feel his control slipping away. This could not be happening. He was about to wet his pants at the first college party he had been able to find. He made one last vain attempt to elbow through, and then, in a panic, he turned to face Cynthia, who was laughing and tickling along with the others. "Cynthia," he said breathlessly, "I'm about to start peeing, please tell these people to let me through now!"

Cynthia's laughter turned into a huge open-mouthed smile. She stopped tickling Lyle and gently cupped her hands around the back of Lyle's head. Then she leaned in and kissed him on the lips. Her tongue slid between his lips, then between his teeth and against Lyle's own tongue. Cynthia slowly caressed all sides of Lyle's tongue with hers while also caressing the back of his head with her hands. It felt amazing, but the warm moisture and gentle motion of Cynthia's tongue and lips, along with the other girls' continued tickling, made it impossible for Lyle to hold his bladder any longer and he felt himself starting to pee in his pants. There was no longer anything he could do to stop it, and as the bathroom was still half a stage away and he had made zero progress trying to get free of the ambush, it was clear that the struggle was over. Deciding that he might as well enjoy the kiss, he released his grip on his penis and embraced the back of Cynthia's head with both hands.

"Ooh, look, he's peeing!" one of the girls said excitedly.

"You really can't hold it, can you?" another girl said. "You just have to pee so bad that there's nothing left you can do to keep from peeing in your pants."