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Click here"But he was from here," said the reporter. "He was from the hood. All of his songs said he was."
"Oh shit lady, you must be crazy. He wasn't from here. He was just some crazy assed white boy makin' fun of us. So I capped his ass."
"He was Jason Hamsker," said the reporter in tears.
"Is that who that was?" said the man. "I jammed my gun up his ass and pulled the trigger until my finger got tired. Now that I know who he was, that makes a difference. Now I know remorse. Why, If I'd known it was Jason Hamsker. I wouldn't have used a handgun. I'd have jammed my shotgun up his ass. Have you ever heard any of his music? The boy sounds like..."
The announcer came back on then. "Hamsker left surprisingly little to his family. It seems that Hamsker spent the majority of his money on low riding sweat pants and hockey jerseys. He had no money, at all. In fact, Hamsker was deeply in debt. The sheriff will be hosting an auction of Hamkser's possessions to pay for his funeral..."
I knew then that I was totally fucked.
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Epilog
Connie
I was wiping down the tables in the diner I worked in. It was hard to wipe the fucking table because the towel I had was as dry as a bone. It was rush hour and I needed the table for a couple of guys who'd just come in. I was dead tired from being on my feet all day and the chance for some OT would really help my bottom line. Most of the money I made went to daycare for the baby and food for both of us. I'd moved into a smaller place that I could afford and was working on putting my life back together.
I didn't watch or follow any sort of entertainment news because I was still getting over Rob and our divorce. It had been a year and I hadn't heard anything about him. I guess deep down in my heart I hoped that he'd get tired of Serena or vice versa and he'd come looking for me.
Someone had turned the TV on and I looked up when I heard the guys in the diner all sigh.
"God damn, that woman is beautiful," screamed one of the guys in the back. I didn't have the heart to tell them that my husband had once turned her down for me. Maybe it was vanity, but realizing that Rob had loved me and had just settled for her, made me happy. I listened to what the announcer was saying.
"Victoria's Secret model and Sports Illustrated cover girl Serena Vascova announced her retirement today. The twenty four year old model is pregnant and about to marry her fiancé, famed photographer Robin Delgado. Vascova told reporters that she wouldn't miss her old life. All she ever wanted was to be a wife and a mother. Delgado responded by saying that Serena was the woman of his dreams and that the two of them would grow old together and their kids would be fat and happy...."
I turned back to wiping the table and suddenly getting the rag wet wasn't a problem. The tears dripping from my eyes worked just fine.
The end
- COMMENTS
MythicArjunaabout 1 month agoThis story's depiction of infidelity and it's repercussions on the characters involved was hilarious. I have never seen an author have so much contempt and visceral animus towards one of his own characters like SS06 seems to have for Jason Hamsker. Starting with the name, to his pecker size, etc etc. It was amusing to see an author despise his own creation so much.
FaShUnPhOtOgabout 2 months agoIn real life, Connie could have sued Hamsker’s estate. Like other rappers that have been gunned down, their media sales shot up, earning the estate and record companies millions. But this is Stang’s world so….
Oatmeal1969about 2 months agoConnie was too stupid (threat of one and done, then cheats that evening) and the pile on suffering at the end felt like too much, but as satire it was funny. So not as enjoyable as your regular story but it was still ok.
Anonymous2 months ago5 pages of a wimp Rob Delgado. Why stay married to the harpy bitch for so long. All your MCs are weak wimps and cucks
MountainMan13363 months agoI liked this story and gave it 5 stars. I thought it was funny as hell when the cheating bitch got burned.
TrainerOfBimbos3 months agoEveryone sucks here. The "I was only joking" defense on behalf of Rob was lame as shit. He had no cause to sue her for infidelity - and her lawyer should have pointed out that they had a verbal agreement. Point being - don't say shit you don't mean. I will give Stang some minor credit here, he only pulled 1 of his 3 BTB tropes here. Rob wasn't a sociopathic asshole, Connie wasn't a retard or mentally ill, but she did still get pregnant with the other dudes baby. However, the way he avoided these tropes was to have Rob ghost Connie and for him to welch on a deal they had, which really ruined the story. The story, frankly, would have been better if Rob had just confronted the fact that he lied to Connie about the free pass and dealt with it instead of dismissing it.
Anonymous4 months agoSad Connie, but to leave her just like that, this author is brutal to cheating wives and to be honest mc is not good either, he had plenty chance to introduce her to her idol she would have get it out her system but he did saying all he's not who she thinks he is blah blah, yes what she did was totally wrong but mc is not all sunshine either he could have outright come out saying he met his idol but he didn't sleep with her and he could have introduced her to her idol and let her see how he really was,but he did none. And as usual with this author cheating wife stories he simply run's off with no contact whatsoever until the divorce. The mc should have helped out the ex wife in reaching out to the douche before his dead to atleast pay or support her ex wife not saying it's his responsibility but that's the right thing to do for two years of their marriage.
nixrox5 months ago3 stars - this is just one more crap story, very similar to the 'Feb Sucks' crap storyline.
