Welcome to Whoreland

WE'RE ALL WHORES HERE... The sign as you enter my estate

News reporter standing by the entrance to Whoreland...

"It's called Whoreland. It's an estate that looks more like a small town. It's 100,000 plus acres up in the Hollywood Hills of hedonistic debauchery gone wild. Anything goes. Only one man rules this palace of perverted pleasure. And his name is James..."

"Yes, babe. It's all taken care of. Stephanie has Nikki coming in tonight. She knows all about what's expected of her. She'll get the job done. Don't worry about it. Me? I'm just relaxing on our bed..." My wife Kim Kardashian looks back at FrankenSpence, winking at him with a naughty smile, who's eating her world famous ass.

Spence (The King Of Queens) is my best friend since elementary school who's really big into cosplay. He's playing FrankenSpence today. A shorter, chubbier, dorkier version of the famous monster. He looks just like him. Bolts in the neck, green skin all over. Same outfit. Giant Frankenstein head. Just shorter and sweatier... and pasty white under all that green makeup.

"Spence? He's around here somewhere. You should see him. He looks so cute in his FrankenSpence outfit. It's even cuter than his Spence 69 The Bisexual Sex Robot costume. Oh yeah... I had a talk with him about it. He's really excited about doing it all. Really excited. Mmmmmmmm... (Kim wiggles her ass as Spence tongue fucks it with his long, horny tongue)... I miss you so much, babe. Hurry home. Hmmm? I'll make sure and tell him when I see him again. OK... love you, my king." Kim blows me a huge kiss over the phone and hangs up.

"James wants you to make sure you keep your cock up and ready for action, FrankenSpence. I think that's a great idea too." Kim playfully wiggles her ass again. Spence growls as Frankenstein would, slapping both of Kim's firm, supple cheeks, tongue fucking her ass even faster, licking out every delectable inch of that super sweet hershey highway.

"So good... Mmmmmmmm. You're such a good ass eater, FrankenSpence. Yeahhhhhh." Kim keeps smiling and wiggling that ass as Spence greedily gorges himself on it, his tongue so deep up Kim's beautifully bodacious booty he can tickle her tonsils with the tip of his slutty tongue.

"Damn... would you look at that. That's one short ass Frankenstein for damn sure. All green and shit. Crazy ass white folk."

"Mmmhmm. Some funky shit." My maids Wanda Sykes and Latifah (Queen Latifah) watch FrankenSpence go to town on Kim's super phat, super smooth ass. Kim looks back at them and blows them kisses as she lays on her stomach on the bed, constantly wiggling that perfect butt while FrankenSpence voraciously eats it out.

"Is he hard yet?" Kim asks our maids.

"Well... let me see... that's a big ass, green ass wang... but no... it ain't hard." Wands looks over Spence's hanging green monster.

"Well... could you ladies help him out? I mean... James did say he wanted Spence to keep his dick up and ready for action." Kim smirks back at Wanda and Latifah, still wiggling her butt as FrankenSpence growls excitedly, chin deep up Kim's dancing butt.

"Well... I don't know." Latifah looks over the giant green cock.

"Shitttt... I'll do it. I ain't had no good dick since James went outta town. Give me that green ass white dick, you damn monster motherfucker!" Wanda steps up. She flips FrankenSpence over and kneels down, roughly biting and chewing on his massive cock, the green body makeup staying on his still soft dick. FrankenSpence grunts and grimaces menacingly.

Wanda greedily gulps down half of that giant green dick, her small, but very sexy red lips suctioning hard on that immensely fat dick. Spence growls all Frankenstein like, beating his chest, shaking his huge monster head from the tingling sensations racing through his green monster loins. Kim and Latifah laugh.

Latifah dives into Kim's very tasty twat, sucking hard on it as she lays over Spence. She's a lesbian so she wasted no time going for the sweetest pussy ever. Kim spreads her legs, writhing on the bed as Latifah tongue fucks her tingling twat, sucking harder and harder on it as FrankenSpence growls and finger fucks Latifah's phat black lesbian cunt as Wanda deepthroats that giant green weiner she's sucking and slobbering on. It's Freak Fuck City, Bitches!

"He's gonna cum. Anybody wanna ride the damn green thing before he does?" Wanda asks in her own, very Wanda like way.

"You go ahead Wanda. We have plenty of time for fuck fun later on." Kim blows Wanda a kiss, playing with Latifah's cornrows as she cums hard into Latifah's greedily sucking mouth.

Wanda jumps up on that foot long plus green monster dick and rides it hard. FrankenSpence grabs her thick hips and holds on tight, grunting and growling all monster like as Wanda slams down onto his massive green dong. Her black pussy hugs and humps it with intense, cock loving fury. Her juices baste it constantly as the wide meat stick plunges deeper and deeper up Wanda's black lesbian cunt. She's realizing how much she actually likes dick right about now.

"FUCKING WHITE ASS, GREEN ASS MONSTER! FUCK DAT BLACK PUSSY, MOTHERFUCKER! HARDER!! HARDERRRRR!! SHITTTTTTT!!" Wanda slaps Spence senseless. Kim and Latifah kiss and laugh, softly groping each other's heaving titties as they happily watch the maid/monster fuck action.

"RAWRRRRRRR!! UHHHHHHH!! RWARRRRRRRRR!! UMPH!!" FrankenSpence goes wild, shaking and growling his bolted neck off. Wanda rides him for twenty minutes, cumming three times, slapping his monster face constantly.

Spence finally lets loose, cumming deep up Wanda's super spasming womb. His thick wad torpedoes up that trembling black milf twat at hyper speed. Wanda's eyes roll back in her head as she trembles, cumming herself. She slaps Spence in the face again, hard. Sweating and cursing like a bad ass black maid that she is.

"Damn!! That's some good ass green dick, you honkey motherfucker! About time your sorry ass did something right." Wanda takes a deep breath. Latifah kisses her deeply as Kim tongue fucks Latifah's big black ass. Spence just lays there and growls loudly, goofy grinning his green monster ass off.

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I'm on my way back to Whoreland, coming from my latest honeymoon. Married my bitch Cardi B a couple of weeks ago. We've been newlywed banging in Mexico since we got hitched in Vegas. God, I'm in love. That tongue sends shivers down my perverted heathen body just thinking about it. God, she can fuck too. Best fuck I've ever had... and that's saying something... big time!

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Kim mentioned Nikki Bella and another wife of mine Stephanie McMahon earlier on the phone. Stephanie and I have a big idea to pimp out all the WWE chicks to rich, horny motherfuckers to use and abuse anyway they see fit. It's costs you a pretty fucking penny, but hey... we're all whores here. I heard that somewhere. Ha.

Nikki's got a primo ass and it costs primo coin to get your dick up in it. She's in high demand with us. She's swamped with whore work. I don't think her dancing fiancee knows about it though. So it's extra fun.

Stephanie does an outstanding job pimping out all the fine coochie from WWE. If you've got enough dough, you can fuck her too. She's my wife so the price is extra high though. Love her.

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"Is my baby home yet?"

"No, Kelly. He'll be here shortly."

My mother Kelly (Kelly Madison) is the sweetest mother ever. She still takes such great care of me. Between her and my grandmother (Kathie Lee Gifford) I'm the most coddled, most loved, most well fucked son/grandson is history. They're the two lights of my life. Mama always says I'm a grandmama's boy. She might be right. My grandmother Kathie Lee and I are extremely close. She's the first pussy... and ass... I ever fucked. She's also the last one I fucked before I left for my latest honeymoon. I love them both so very much. My whole family is awesome. Every woman is hot as fuck... and horny as fuck too. Wait til you meet my sisters.

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Kathie Lee and her old co-host Hoda Kotb still do there old Sex Talk With Kathie Lee And Hoda show for me here at Whoreland. They film it... now it's a podcast... at our state of the art studios near the front entrance. A live crowd is there for every episode. All kinds of freaky fuck and suck shenanigans going on on that show all the time. Kim's the executive producer. She makes sure the show is extra fun for everyone. It's very interactive. If you're in the live studio audience you might just get to be on the show and fuck my grandmother... or Hoda... or their guests. Or everyone. It's wild.

As a matter of fact... their filming an episode right about now...

Filming Sex Talk With Kathie Lee And Hoda Episode 515...

"I heard... My slutty co-host here did a gangbang over the weekend. Tell us about it, you nasty little slut, Hoda." Kathie Lee shakes her horny eyebrows at Hoda, ready for all the dirty details.

"Well... I can't believe you found out about that. My husband doesn't even know. So keep it quiet everyone." Hoda laughs as the crowd let's out a very loud and raucous cheer. 200 horny motherfuckers ready to hear about a nasty gangbang.

"It was so much fun. Oh my God. On the beach at sunset. Ten dicks at a time. I was the only girl. My holes are still sore. They pounded me silly for three hours straight. I took so much cum and piss in my holes I almost got drowned on the beach." Hoda flashes the crowd, pulling open her pink leather jacket, those small, very perky caramel breasts jiggling so enticingly.

Kathie Lee leans over and sucks those dark brown nips, softly grazing them with her teeth, then sucking so fucking hard on them, taking Hoda's entire left breast into her mouth at once as she gently cups both breasts.

"Yum." Hoda grins so wide, loving my grandmother's mouth and hands on her luscious little tits.

Kim is in the corner watching everything. She notices a guy in the crowd who's holding a Kim Kardashian is queen sign. She smiles. She decides to reward him for being a fan. Kim signals to Hoda to call up the fan.

"So... Umm... (Hoda clears her throat)... let's bring a fan up here, Kathie Lee. How about you, sir. The one with the Kim Kardashian sign." Hoda waves him up. The audience cheers, ready for horny action. Kathie Lee raises up, licking Hoda's neck as the man excitedly runs up on stage, sign in hand.

"What's your name, sir."

"Tom. Hi Hoda and Kathie Lee. Hi Kim." He excitedly waves over at Kim who waves back, giving him a sexy smile too. He's a rather bland, boring looking guy in his 40's. Tall, with a slight beer belly. Very average looking.

"Hey there, Tom. I see you're a big fan of my grandson's wife, Kim." Kathie Lee sits up in her chair, leaning back so her rock hard, large nipples poke through her thin white bra and even thinner white silk blouse.

"YES I AM. SHE'S THE QUEEN!" Tom shouts, so excited to see Kim.

The crowd cheers loudly, chanting "KIM... KIM... KIM!" Everyone loves my super smokin' hot wife.

"So... Tom... We play a little game here on our show. It's called, What Would You Do To..." Hoda smirks, huge smile on her creamy brown lips.

"Yes. So... Tom... What Would You Do To... kiss Kim?" Kathie Lee asks, a very perverted smirk on her perfect face.

"Umm... (Crowd loudly cheering him on)... anything, I guess." Tom pumps his fist into the air, very excited to possibly kiss my wife. Kim keeps smiling in the corner, arms folded under her DD breasts in her very, very skimpy, beige wraparound minidress.

"Our favorite answer." Hoda cheers. The crowd gets so loud, the walls shake. Their hot for horny action for sure. Always a great crowd on that show.

"How about sucking Kathie Lee's dick? Would you do that to kiss Kim?" Hoda asks with a very naughty grin.

The crowd cheers even louder, chanting, "SUCK THAT DICK... SUCK THAT DICK!"

"I didn't know she had one." Hoda and Kathie Lee shakes their heads, laughing at each other. Dude's not the sharpest knife on the shelf.

"No... Tom... Kathie Lee will be wearing her favorites strapon. You'll have to suck that." Hoda laughs again, smiling like crazy. She also really wants to see Tom suck off Kathie Lee. Just like the crowd, who's going insane with crazed chanting and all around twisted, depraved, very horny lust.

Tom thinks it over, being egged on by the super horny crowd. "DO IT, TOM... SO IT, TOM!" chants ring loud in the studio. He decided to go ahead and do it. The crowd approves loudly chanting for him, clapping furiously, raucously cheering non stop. Damn... those are some horny ass motherfuckers.

Kathie Lee gets up. An intern hands her the strapon and helps her put it on. It's bright purple and twelve inches long. She shakes it for the crazed crowd. They go insane, cheering for my grandmother louder than before.

"OK, Tom. Get to sucking. Do a good job... and you can kiss Kim." Hoda claps, pumping her fists in the air in time with the crazed crowd's cheers and chants. Tom looks over at Kim, who blows him a sexy kiss. He blushes and heads to his knees in front of my very turned on grandmother who's shaking that giant rubber dong right in Tom's kinda nervous face.

Tom opens up as the crowd goes wild. Kathie Lee smacks his thin lips with the fat purple rubber weiner, rubbing it across his lips. She winks down at him and slides in, slowly fucking his mouth. Tom gags immediately... obviously not used to a big cock in his mouth... real or not. Kathie Lee grabs his face and fucks him faster, softly caressing his face, a sweet smile on those gorgeous, glossy lips. Tom relaxes as my grandmother fucks his throat, sliding about half of the cock down there. He gags again, spitting up on the shaft. Kathie Lee forces the whole thing down his throat once and pulls out immediately.

Tom pukes all over the huge cock. Spit and vomit hang from his mouth as the crowd chants, "SUCK IT GOOD... SUCK IT GOOD!" They cheer louder than ever as Hoda eggs 'em on, motioning for more noise. It's so loud in there the walls seem like they're gonna fall.

Kathie Lee fucks Tom's mouth again, making him suck down his spit and vomit. He relaxes a little more, eventually taking the entire twelve inches down his throat. Kathie Lee gets excited, fucking his throat hard and fast. Poor Tom can't take that much. He pukes again as Kathie Lee pulls out once more. His vomit shoots across the floor, long strands of spit hanging obscenely from his lips to the tip of the fat rubber cock.

"Looks like we have a winner." Hoda announces. Tom looks up, his face a mess. He smiles wide, so happy to have passed the hard test. Hoda hands him a towel and he wipes his face clean as Kim walks over to them. Kathie Lee kisses Kim who jerks her rubber strap on, shaking it wildly as they tongue fuck each other's mouths.

Hoda helps Tom up and hugs him. He gets in a quick booty squeeze on Hoda who gladly lets him cop a quick feel.

"OK, Tom... here's your prize." Hoda eggs on the crowd and Kim walks up to Tom, smiling so beautifully.

The crowd raucously chants, "KISS HER... SQUEEZE HER ASS... KISS HER... SQUEEZE HER ASS!" They're definitely ready for some horny fun. Kim giggles at the crowd. She pulls Tom to her and kisses him deep. He shoves his tongue deep down her throat and Kim happily plays along, sucking it like she sucks cock.

Tom makes the crowd happy when he reaches down and roughly squeezes Kim's ass through her minidress that barely covers it.

Kim moans into Tom's mouth as they tongue fuck each other's mouths, kissing passionately for a full minute. Tom's horny hands never leave Kim's ass, squeezing it harder and rougher. The crowd is going insane, wildy chanting and cheering, clapping and catcalling like crazed perverts. Which they definitely are. Hoda keeps egging 'em on. She grins so wide as Kathie Lee squeezes her ass, smacking her purple rubber dong on Hoda's smooth, caramel thigh.

Kim tries to pull away from Tom, but he keeps kissing her and groping her ass so she gives in and keeps kissing him, reaching down and rubbing his average sized bulge as well. She jerks it through his thin brown shorts, driving Tom mad with very horny desire.

Kathie Lee kisses Hoda as Hoda jerks her strap on. Tom grinds against Kim, tongue fucking her mouth and deep down her throat as he keeps roughly squeezing her world's greatest ass. Kim keeps jerking Tom's cock through his shorts, really getting into the rough way he kisses her and plays with her ass. The crowd keeps up the very loud, very horny cheering and chanting. It's a sexed up vibe to the enth degree in the studio.

Kim finally pulls away from Tom, wiping his saliva from her mouth. She keeps smiling, playfully swatting at his bulge. Tom can't stop grinning, cheering crazily right along with the sexed up crowd.

"Well, Tom... how was it?" Hoda asks him. Kathie Lee notices his bulge and smiles, grabbing it, squeezing it, then jerking it fast.

"IT WAS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEEEEE!!" Tom screams upwards, grinning from ear to ear, cumming in his pants as my gorgeous grandmother violently jerks him off.

Kathie Lee unzips his shirts and his six inch, cum dripping cock flops out, bouncing and dripping cum onto the yellow carpet.

"Well... no need to make a mess." A Kathie Lee hits her knees, lapping at the dripping cock, collecting all the cum that drips out onto her tongue and gulps it down. She jerks the cock, making sure to drain all the jizz out as the crowd cheers louder than ever. Hoda covers her ears from the amazingly loud noise, smiling so wide as Kathie Lee sucks Tom clean. Kim watches, smiles so beautifully, and cheers herself.

Another great, hot and horny show in the books. After the show...

"You were great, Tom. The crowd really loved how excited you were." Hoda talks to Tom backstage. The place much quieter than before.

"Thanks... this was the best experience of my life. Thanks you all so much. You're awesome." Tom grins, genuinely happy.

"Aweee... you're welcome, sweetheart." Hoda hugs him. Tom sneaks in another booty squeeze. Hoda lets him squeeze as much as he wants.

"You've got really strong hands, Tom. I love how you manhandle my butt. Mmmmmm." Hoda moans into Tom's right ear. She feels his hard cock grinding against her pink leather pants as well. Hoda's getting frisky.

"You know... I never got to have any fun with you, myself. Kathie Lee got to drink your cum. I really felt left out." Hoda smirks a very horny smirk at Tom, then softly kisses him on the lips.

Next thing you know, Hoda is on her knees in her dressing room, sucking off Tom. His white, six inch cock is buried down Hoda's very experienced throat. She slurps it voraciously, spit pouring from her mouth. She shakes her sexy head on it, licking and sucking the average sized rod with such great enthusiasm. She devours it, sucking it all the way down, bobbing her head fast, her lips locked tight on Tom's twitching shaft as his cum races up it, ready to dump into Hoda's cum craving, caramel flavored mouth.

"Feed me, Tom. Feed me all that delicious cum. Mmmmmmmm." Hoda begs for it, her chocolate brown head leaned back as she sucks that cock with all her might and majesty.

"OH FUCK!!" Tom grunts, shaking hard as he cums into Hoda's voraciously sucking mouth. She happily drains his dick and balss of every single drop of cum in 'em. Hoda's mouth moves fast, her creamy lips flying up and down Tom's cumming cock with raging cum craving desire. Tom grabs her head and holds it, cumming more than he's ever cum before. Hoda greedily and happily drinks it all down with a very sweet smile.

"Oh my God... that was amazing, Hoda. You're the best." Tom grins at her, his legs shaking from the euphoria of cumming in Hoda's super skilled mouth.

"Aweee... thank you so much, Tom. You're so sweet... and delicious. Kim's really missing out." Hoda softly sucks Tom's now soft cock some more, sloshing it around in her mouth, sucking and kissing the small head. She's such a great cocksucker. And Tom definitely found that out.