by Harddaysknight
He went way to far to teach a shithead a lesson. Especially when he was done with her anyway. All I was thinking was after 24 years, and she pulls this? Fuck, she really didn't give a shit about me, her family or what SHE had invested in her marriage! Yes, she gamble what SHE had invested and lost! Of course her husband lost too, but she was the one who blew it away. It is as if she bankrupted them, and lost all the money they had saved for 24 years. For what? Sex? and ego boost? Really? Who is that stupid after 24 years? No, she wanted out, and she got what she asked for. So, why waste time on trying to teach stupid people lessons? Your only mission is to strip out what you can from the dying hulk that used to be your marriage and call it quits!
That closet cuck proves the adage "closet cuckies got no senses of humor."
Poor blighters.
What about the aftermath ? ? ? I think it would make a even bigger a better write. O well, still a good story.....bill
still a 5
And I kinda like Shelly Long. Nice legs and great ass.
Per usual t he reader is left to his or her imagination what happens next. Yeah we think we know, but do we....
Exactly what I was thinking about Shelly Long, too much like a stick figure.
Kirstie Alley was much better in those days.
I like this HDK story, at least he doesn't sell out for a few blowjobs.
What a filthy cheating worthless bitch. I'd keep the TV instead of her also. Plus Kirstie Alley to visit once in a while.
And Norm did have his moments! But Shelley Long? I guess she's a type. Just not my type. Good story. At least he has lots of witnesses when he files for divorce and cites adultery as the reason for the divorce. Nothing better than having your Father call you a cheap slut! Too funny.
Congrats. This is a very clever, tight story. Five out of five. If you read it quickly you might miss how clever this story is.
Stan didn't play golf and miss her promotion, and then buy a big screen TV just because he was angry at her cheating. His comments after each exactly parallels what a cheater says.
Have a quick look. Here is what he said about the golf.
"I didn't want to hurt you, so I lied a little. I hoped you wouldn't find out,"
"Looking back, I realize now that you had to find out."
"At the time it was exciting and different. It just happened. I never wanted to hurt you. It was just golf, nothing personal."
Now imagine him saying that as an excuse for cheating.
And here's what he said about the TV:
"I knew if I asked about the TV (ie. taking a lover), you would say it was a bad idea. To save the heartache and argument, I just ordered it (went to bed with my lover). It is so much simpler and no one is hurt,"
"I can't do things just because they make me happy and not consider how they will affect you, can I?"
This is brilliant.
Those are my comments in the brackets, BTW.
Also HDK keeps this story short; just one page. But it says everything it needs to say. As a writer I know that is very difficult. So kudos.
Steve L.
Just a fling... well she really flung her marriage and future away didn't she?
Excellently done story with great parallels for the wife. Very nicely done.
THE ANSWER IS: The one and ONLY thing that they're remorseful for is that they were CAUGHT and know that NOW there's a PRICE to be paid.
No price is high enough to be paid or penalty harsh enough to be suffered by cheaters who betray the oath of fidelity that they swore and were trusted to honor. In this, the Muslims have it partially right... except that the price and penalty should be applied in equal measure to men and women alike.
Anyone who dishonors them-self by breaking a contract deserves the harshest possible penalty as an example to deter others from breaking their contracts.
Part of each marriage contract includes the treatment of the spouse. End the marriage and then fuck your father, uncle, aunt, brother, mother or daughter if you want to but NOT while you're married, unless mutually agreed to.
(fifteen years ago, I took my wife's three sisters as sister-wives but it was agreed to by my first wife. [-[She'd kept saying that I was oversexed. Her sisters took care of that.]-] They ALL have tight, juicy pussies and have each given me three beautiful babies. I'm a loved and very happily fucked man.)
effort and content and because the asshole of LIT hated it.
I felt like a fish following your bait. Giving a 5-star rating never came so easy.
Nice plot. Nothing more infuriating to a woman than a man appearing to be trying hard to please her when she knows he's really trying to wind her up.
She must have known something was wrong.... but then again, do they. I suppose if you get involved with someone else you starting missing details.
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You obviously have never been cheated on, either that or you're a cuckold that has been through the things many of your stories' themes portray.....ZERO stars
What a hilarious way for the husband to make his point about how he feels about his wife's cheating behind his back! The cracks about the characters on Cheers had be laughing and smiling until the end of the story! Hope her butt bounced ten feet of the curb he kick her to at the end...
...that I almost snorted coffee out my nose!
Great send-up! One of your funniest!
Thanks!
HardFAGsknight just can't help revealing his inner cuck self...
***** for this tale. Really enjoyed it.
And to those anonymous commenters (or is it the same person commenting multiple times ?) ... "The sex with another man is something I can get past" doesn't make this guy an accepting cuckold because he follows it immediately with "I cannot get past the lies, the disrespect, and the inability to trust you."
The action of Brandy having the affair meant that she had automatically disrespected her husband AND lied (late nights working and lies by omission in not confessing to the husband), thereby destroying the trust.
I see that there are a few low IQ redneck Americans who didn't understand this story. They are pissed off with the husband's attitude towards his wife at the beginning of this story. They obviously fail to understand that his actions were responses to the wife's cheating. Up to the point of discovering her cheating, the husband had been very attentive to his wife's needs!
These are the same idiots who voted Trump into the presidency. As we in the rest of the world watch the fury of hurricane Harvey, we feel sorrow for the Texans who have been adversely affected. But at the same time we look with disdain at the stupid republicans who fail to understand the scope of Globle Warming. Only two countries on the earth have decided not to join the fight against Globle Warming. The USA is one of them!
Fucking liberals. BTW, hurricanes are not because of 'global warming'. They've been around for thousands of years... you know, before cars and lattes.
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GLOBLE GLOBLE
You are correct about one thing!
Only a few of us American rednecks have a low IQ.
Redneck as one can be IQ of 145 on day when I fighting the flu.
The low IQ might belong to hillary who insists billy is faithful and the ''bimbo eruptions'' which his campaign team had a unit for handling ere a vast right wing conspiracy. Always wondered what White Water facts Vince took with him to grave
145 is considered genius level. About 1 in every 500 hundred people have an IQ that high. No one is buying what you're selling, dip shit.
Liked the story plot. Just didn’t seemed as “finished” as HDK’s best writing. Therefore I can give it only 4-stars, in comparison to his other works. Probably would have got 5 from a lesser known, or novice, writer (for encouragement).
First, Norm was damn funny. Second, Kirstie Alley was the one to have the crush on. Other than these egregious errors, I really enjoyed the story.
First thing is that this was a total blast to read and I still have so many of your stories ahead of me. But I do have one question. Who the hell is Brian? And I copy from the story: "Brandy and I had been married 24 years. Both our kids were in college and we were adjusting to an empty nest. I crawled into Brian's bed and quickly fell asleep, replaying my better golf shots in my dreams." I hate to be nit-picky but, I mean, really?
I am thinking a trade for one of the new curved screen OLED tv's would be quite nice.
Best thing is...YOU can turn the TV off & it doesn't keep talking!!
When the TV takes a shit, dump it & get another one that's even better!
I know why the wife fucked around the husband got to boring and content in dull old people ligmfestyle. People who think a person wants a boring and predictable life are going to get a lesson in change. I would go looking for strange to spice up the stiffle marriage.
How come he didn't get some revenge on Charles eg suing their work place and Charles for alienation of affection.?
You don't suppose he could be one of the two children, who are at college, do you?
Have you seen Kirstie Alley anytime in the last decade? Plus, she's a bitch which is why she was only in one Star Trek movie. Good story HDN. Signed: BTW
Gee. I wonder how big that tv is? Sounds like some fine sporting events in the future.
Worked for me
Read the story and enjoyed
Who would trade there wife for a tv in this instance I think many would
I would trade a lying slut for a TV any Day .. At least One is worth Watching
Most of your stories have poor endings with no resolution. At least this one delivers
I generally don't like many of HDKs stories because they build towards a climax and end with no falling action or resolution. I also feel that sometimes the attempt at humor doesn't always work. It's ironic actually that this particular story is probably my favorite even though it is exactly the type of HDK story I just criticized. Seriously, this is truly the best because it so perfectly demonstrates the hypocrisy of cheating excuses
One hell of a surprise party, certainly a different way to bust her. Thank you for a great story. 5 stars
Just the way I like it: a straight story without unnecessary ornaments, embellishments and histrionics. 5 stars.
I Love BTB Stories like tis one . Sadly in real life in California I got played like a Violin . Her Boss had to give Me the One thing He loved Most a 1969 Boss 302 . It was either that or I would sue Him and the company they both worked for and tell his wife . I Did pay him 1 dollar for the car . That way He can tell everyone I bought it from him . I love the way that 4 speed works
Nearly every author on this site at one time or another uses the stupidest statement ever invented by said authors ‘The sex with another man is something I can get past’ or words of similar meaning, what a load of bollocks, it’s another phrase to go down in the annals of bullshit.
You shouldn’t want to get past any of it, the sex, lies, deceit or the humiliation.
But I suppose if that were the case the stories would be awfully short and where’s the fun in that.
Every man knows that a big screen and good show trumps sex anytime. A man has to have his priorities! The wife was being very unreasonable telling him to take the TV back. Tee Hee! :)
The clever things (the hubby's answers when questioned by the wife) in this story don't come out in a first reading. I felt like no better a rating than a 4, but thought I would look back to see what I'd missed. The omission of the "suspicion and discovery" phase of the story just makes the husband look like a really dumb, self-centered prick. The reveal and conclusion is a surprise, and wasn't expected. Pretty fair BTB with a twist.
This bullshit LW cliche needs to be retired by authors: "The sex with another man is something I can get past, Brandy," I answered calmly.
I know authors think it sounds "sophisticated", but it's actually conceptual drivel.
Now this is one of his better ones.
Anyone that didnt realize he knew his wife was cheating certainly must be surprised that they are reading a story in LW on Literotica where no wife keeps her legs closed and no wife loves her husband. Regardless of how hard the cucks pretend they do.
I an so Pissed as My Ex got the TV when we got Divorced . But Her Relatives enjoyed the pictures of her having Sex with her Boy Toy . At least I hope they enjoyed them . Jerry I know Did but he was Married to her Step Sister
In reality, she wasn't worth all the effort. However, in fantasy, that was great! The only question in my mind is whether he knew of the affair before the awards banquet that he skipped? It seemed that he must. Good story. Thanks for sharing.
Finally a husband that does it correctly, doesn’t back down and moves on.
@Just_Words: He didn't attend the banquet because he already knew about the affair. What I don't know how long before he knew and even how long the affair lasted.
The_otter _guy Obvious yes but it was short n sweet n gets the point across, is there a reason it should be less obvious, your comment was the ‘yawn’ I hope your stories are better if you feel the need to belittle other writer’s attempts, well I’ll try them next
A man really has to have priorities, I mean really it's not a difficult choice a gigantic big screen TV or the wife? Come on people it's got to be the TV, it's the only logical choice!
Well written and paced. A small taste of her own medicine. Made me smile. 5 stars. DMW aka Sumnut
A phrase near the end has to be the stupidest line that nearly every author in this category has the idiot husband proclaim… "The sex with another man is something I can get past, Brandy" (or whatever the slut is called).
Total bollocks of course but the frequency that this statement occurs makes me think these authors actually believe it, maybe a little less imbibing of the kool-aid while writing the dialogue might be the solution because it sure as hell isn’t helping.
Cuck Stan was an annoying asshole. Seems Cindy had the balls in this story. Cuck Stan could have had the divorce papers drawn up already.
5 stars and a Hell Yes on keeping the TV . GW.. That was a classy move on his part