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Click hereLoose ladies have some real strange names,
And some of these come from their acts.
These names can sometimes make you laugh,
Cause they sure enough state the facts!
There was one called "Jenny Vacuum,"
The name is obvious of course.
And there was one called "Big Valley,"
Who claimed she could mate with a horse!
One of the best was "Big-Ass Red,"
She had an ass big as a tub.
And then there was "Hand-job Margie,"
She could do magic with a rub!
There's lots of really funny names,
That are self-explanitory.
Like the name of "Tight-Ass Jackie,"
And also ""Glory-Hole Sally."
There was an old whore with a name,
That was the strangest one of all.
All the customers who knew her,
Would always ask for "Moustache Paul!!"