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Click hereThere was a young scout who thought he knew it all,
Was bragging to the old timers about "Cooze."
They took him to the reservation whore house,
And before long they began hearing "Wah Hoos!"
The young fool came back out swaggering and grinned,
And he was struttin' like a dad-blasted Fool!
He said "I told you old farts I was the best,
Did ya hear her hollerin' "Wah Hoo Wah Hoo?"
The old timers were beginning to giggle,
And one of them stopped laughing and grinned "I know,"
Yall is 'bout as smart about it now, as then,
And "Wah Hoo's" jest injun talk for "In wrong hole!!"