- Non-Erotic Poetry
- An Ode to Id
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Let's crack our skulls against the master computer,
(make a mushroom cloud omelette for the hungry,)
uncage all of the sexual predators,
create a God of Domestic Violence,
draw straws to halve our population,
have a Simpson finale Yekaterinburg style,
ban the swastika across Eurasia,
make wolf packs hold elections,
offer a Bachelor's in "Oprah Studies,"
break down the economy into human fractions,
sign Kyoto or make the ostriche our national bird,
bring "Hunger" back to the literary world,
cast Keanu Reeves in a movie with five fake realities,
(all forgotten within 24 hours,)
elect a computer to the Presidency,
(no more blow jobs or nucular accidents,)
have Michael Jackson drawn, quartered, and fed to his victims,
put Kurt Cobain on the cover of The Rolling Stone one more time,
and make me US Poet Laureate.
- COMMENTS
Amyfriendabout 17 years agoideas. But why stop there, we need you in the White House.
duddle146about 17 years agoA wish list of suggestions ~ some a definite improvement over the present situation.
LeBrozover 17 years agoHmmmm
Seems to be rather doable, at least most of these suggestions,
Although that final line ~
Now that's really stretching it!
Anonymousabout 19 years agoI LOVE this kind of poetry! This line...
"have a Simpson finale Yekaterinburg style"
made me say Oh out loud and now everyone wants to see. Great job- Thanks.
Boo
Anonymousabout 19 years agoanother thinking poem ... I sit and ponder... loved the voice!! Don't hold it back .. let it fly.. !
Loved:
offer a Bachelor's in "Oprah Studies,"
hehehehehe.. I could think of a few to add to this poem!
great work!
Du~
