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Click hereSo I find a volume of poemzz
Anthology of some kind
Biggggg names
Ones im sure we should aspire 2
And 4 the quarter I paid
Seemz like a bargain price
2 look 2 the contemporary masters
4 inspiration and advice
Each page presents its beguiling titles
And each poem professed a message
And I think 2 myself
This stuff got published?
Wait a minute,
I adjust my glasses
Thumb through looking 4
The poetry that will light my fire
Each page
Disappointing moR
Shockingly
Dismayed
And so utterly aghast
That my choice in
Reading material was just….
NON Literotica,
Trash!
Computer hummmzzzz
I hear its call
Perched, coffee in hand
2 read my morning
bible of sweet readz
2 you…
Dear authors of my peerz
My Literotica pen friendz
U R my Heroz!
May I send you all my love crumz
My admiration, my loyalty
Your talents
Your time
Your ever
Patient penz.
Dazzle me
With your freshness ‘n
insight pleeezzz.
And once in a while your
utter brilliance
GRABZZ my throat
and my breath seizzzed!!
( SIGH )
anthology 86ed
25 pennies dead
I’ll just cozzzy up
to ya’ll instead!
I cant believe no one has commented on this piece with a funny bone......25 dead pennies indeed!