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Click hereyou can be anything you want online
a doctor? sure. A Canadian mime?
Perhaps the drummer for Sublime…
take your time.
A hopeless lad who cannot rhyme?
A detective tracking down a crime?
your time to shine!
won’t cost a dime!
a lady (if you are so inclined)
or a chick with ass like a lime
never however resign
to living in but one design
how about nine?
(as long as they’re benign)
was that enough lines?
How did you know I want to be a Canadian mime? Excellent. But - by the time we started to get really serious my lover's daughter knew more about me than my own children do. Yep - I was internetted!
or a chick with ass like a lime
I don't know what you are doing with the rest of this