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Click herei've been called sexy,
kinky, and a freak
i have more orgasms in a day
than most have in a week
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i've said things
prissy women find foul
but really they're dying to be like me
and i'd be happy to show them how
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with all the attention that i get
i stay pretty grounded
i hope you enjoy page
i bet you're glad you found it
**
i take direction well
if you're the type to dominate
and i know i have issues
because i compulsively masturbate
**
there's a ton of smut on my computer
but yet i'm always downloading more
and when i'm not getting it from online
i'm buying it at the store
**
i've had lap dances
and given them as well
i find it so exciting
when a cock starts to swell
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i can be rather loud
when i'm having sex
and i keep people guessing
wondering what i'll do next
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i have a creative mind
i'm a new age thinker
did you see the photo
of the curling iron up my sphincter
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a lot of people call me
crazy, mad, insane
but i'm just a trendsetter
who has elevated the game
For clever, kinky, nasty and delightfully dirty poetry this author just can't be beat. She's a fucking jewel!!