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Click herefrisk my entire body officer
i have nothing to hide
perhaps if you don't give me a ticket
i can give your cock a ride
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i don't have any concealed weapons
just my tits, pussy, and ass
i'm sure we can work out something
if you let this infraction pass
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i can wear your uniform shirt
with a sexy pair of heels
aren't you a little curious
to see how my pussy feels
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the more you frisk me
the wetter my pussy gets
this is a win win situation
there will be no regrets
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your dick will be satisfied
then we can go our separate ways
you'll be very content
because in bed i truly amaze
Bribing an officer of the law is illegal but no doubt effective as this poem demonstrates. Effective and lots of fun for both parties.
Keep it up. There are a few insane people in this world who get a kick out of this humor. I do like it so.