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God Has a Sense Of Humor!

byUncle Pervey©

Everybody knows God is a just God,
And Jesus gives God's love to everyone.
Everyone knows God is stern with His wrath,
But God has a sense of humor that's fun!

Just think about the Duck-Billed Platypus,
Its got a bill, and 4 webbed feet.
Its got a tail just like a Beaver does,
And its babies comes from eggs, ain't that neat?

Now take a gander at an Ostrich bird,
Its legs are long with two toed feet on them.
Its got a long neck with a tiny head,
It can't fly but its kick can be mayhem!

Take a look at Porpoises and Dolphins,
They travel everywhere in every sea.
And when you see one grinning up at you,
You can't resist a few laughs and "Hee hees!"

There's big and small critters all around us,
And you may even see a funny plant.
If you look you'll see God shows His humor,
You'll see some funny things around I'll grant!!

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by Anonymous09/14/15

Yes he does.....

God does has a Siens of Humer but it's not the type that is in this pome, it's not the type that you are think of....... Guess which type of sense of humor he has?

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