tagNon-Erotic PoetryIn the Doghouse Now!

In the Doghouse Now!

byUncle Pervey©

Sometimes when your day starts it's ALL "Wrong,"
And you KNOW you should've "Stayed" in "Bed."
Because when your day starts out this way,
You KNOW you'll "wind" up in the "Red!"

You "Leave" for work on "time" but you're "Late,"
And you're "Boss" is standing by the "Clock!"
You smile at your "Boss" but he just "Frowns,"
You're a "Minute" LATE and you get "Docked!"

You know that your "Day" is getting "Worse,"
You get a "Flat" when you're heading home.
You don't have a "Spare" inside your "Trunk,"
You JUST got "Nipped" by a dog with "Foam!"

You were "Mad" when you walked in your door,
And you called your "Wife" a "Silly" Cow.
When your "PJ's" hit you in your face,
You KNEW you were "In the Doghouse Now!!"

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