It's Your Bladder!byUncle Pervey©
Sung to the music of, "That's the Story Of, That's the Glory Of, Love."
Sometimes you "Diz" a little, "fiz" a little, and if you're lucky you'll "whizz" a little,
And it's your bladder, making you madder, Boy!
There's some times in the morning,
Or maybe real late at night.
You'll have one continuous pee,
And "Man!" What a real delight!
It's nice to, "wee" a little, "pee" a little, better yet, to see a little,
It's so much better, to be a "Wetter," boy!!