Me Grannie Came From Ireland!byUncle Pervey©
Me Grannie was just a little "Nipper,"
When she came here from old Ireland.
She paid her way by blowing the skipper,
And by sexual favors so grand@!
When the sailing schooner at last got here,
And me Grannie was about to leave.
The Captain and the crew gave her a cheer,
For the pleasure they had all received!
Me Grannie was a practical lady,
When she saw her chance she grabbed a-hold.
When the Preacher came to New York City,
From Tennessee Grannie acted bold!
Me Grannie took her chance with that Preacher,
And fulfilled all his sex fantasies.
He admired Grannie as his Teacher,
And he married her in Tennessee!
Me Grannie came over when she was young,
She made her way from "Old Ireland."
The way Grannie paid her fare is still sung,
This is how me Grannie birthed our clan!!