Men In Chat Rooms.....byoregon_gal©
Men in chat rooms trolling for the zippless fuck
(Or how to piss off a women in two minutes or less)
Hey, Baby, do you masturbate?
(this guy must be taking a survey)
Of course, thought every one did
What size are your tits?
(yea, what size are you, buddy)
Do you like anal?
(some how that always gets tossed in)
Why, you planning on it?
Do you swallow?
Didn't know I was applying
(This must be some standard
sex questionnaire men learn.
I think I forgot
to sign up for that class)
Oh, and don't call me Baby
until you know me
or we decide to have one…..