Randy Andy!byUncle Pervey©
Randy Andy was a dandy, he loved women so,
He'd take a chance to get in pants, everywhere he'd go.
He bought candy for sweet Sandy, hoping to get in,
Her juicy pie but she just sighed, and told him "Not again!"
So Randy Andy passed up Sandy, and went after Sue,
He thought she'd give him her sweet bum, she told him "Not to You!"
Randy Andy jilted dandy, wouldn't give up yet,
He thought he'd try on Nellie Bligh, to see what he could get.
But Nellie Bligh could read his lies, and told him "Never more!"
And almost maulled his swinging balls, when she slammed her door.
Now Dandy Andy feeling Randy, started feeling wussy,
He couldn't stand his painful glands, he had to have some pussy!
So getting tight he jumped one night, a likely gal he saw,
But Randy Andy screwed up dandy, the lady was the law!
Now Randy Andy wilted dandy, stands before the court,
He tried to say that he would pay, she said "I'm not that sort!"
Old Judge Savel banged his gavel, "You are going to jail!"
They led him out he tried to shout, then Andy Dandy wailed!
They took him to a jailhouse true, he started serving time,
And found a punk who liked his spunk, and worked his joint just fine!!