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Click hereSwinging when things go wrong
We don’t have many do’s and don’ts with people who we swing
Age or size black or white I’m game for anything
But then you meet a couple for who there is no passion
Maybe it’s the way they talk or maybe it’s their fashion
One night agreed to go and meet this couple for a drink
A local country tavern to see what did we think
The evening started well enough him young and in his prime
She smartly dressed in classy fur, well envied of the time
The pub was filled with farmer types all old and drinking cider
We settled for cosy chat so snuggled up beside her
She crossed her legs and thigh was seen her stocking tops were showing
I mouthed at Tom across from me I’m not sure where we're going
I’m not a prude and can’t be rude but never in such place’s
But all the men including mine had smiles upon their faces
Then Tom got up and asked us all if we would like some food
The tart stood up with opened coat she was completely nude
“ill have crisps” “if you don’t mind” “or anything will do”
“and later on I’ve something here especially for you”
One finger full extended it stopped while heading south
She rubbed it on her hairy mound then placed it in his mouth
A defining hush descended then soon followed by a cheer
One old boy was choking another spilt his beer
Me id had enough of this and headed for the door
Tom in toe I said “lets go” his tongue still on the floor
I’m not sure there’s a moral here but caution you must take
Nothing is as first appears if it’s not real it’s fake
Unless of course this kind of girl is someone who you’re looking
I think we’ve got here number here I’m sure she’s free for booking