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Click hereThere was a young lady named Mary,
Whose pussy was really quite hairy!
Though Mary was mild, her hair grew so wild,
It was frightening and quite scarey!
There was Jack who was born with two pricks,
He bragged he could do "Marvelous tricks!"
He'd take the slender, one of his members,
Shove it up his ass and ask, "Want pix?"
There was a sweet girl named Tracy,
Who loved wearing panties real lacy!
She said "It's to scratch, the itch on my snatch,
Because it damned near drives me crazy!"
There was "Pervey" a horny old man,
Who loved fucking girls in their can!
He'd make it grow hot, and likely as not,
Fill her up with his magic "Sha-zamm!"
There was Lucy my beautiful Mum,
She had the most delicious sweet bum!
It was firm and tight, and fit me just right,
She'd let me fill it up with my cum!
There was a woman named Birdie Bonn,
Loved hitting bars with no panties on!
She said "It feels cool, to sit on a stool,
The touch makes my pussy's cum undone!
There's a lady named Marge who's got brassed,
She's got the most delectible ass!
It needs to be sucked, and pleads to be fucked,
It rides high and pooches out with class!
There's a Mother with a daughter named hope,
She has brains and she isn't a dope!
Her ass like her Mum's, is a perfect bum,
I'd lick it so clean and without soap!
There was a girl named Lexis,
Who was born with both of the sexes!
She thought this "Real fine, anyone, or time!"
She was a cow girl from Texas!
There was Uncle Pervey's grand notion,
He thought he'd try calimine lotion!
His organ would burn, from friction he learned,
He'd cool that with lotion devotion!!