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Click hereThere once was a chick named Heather
Whose favorite toy was a feather.
When her man tickled her chin,
Goose bumps rose on her skin,
Surprised he said "Look! Take a gander!"
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Survivor Poem
Form H: Limerick
Trigger 21: Adult Toy
Thanks SB for the giggle :) I do hate limericks. I believe this is my first one. I wrote it in the middle of the night, trying to think of something other than your usual sex toy to write about. Why am I writing this here, as if you will come her to read another comment? Crazy girl
Ah, goose and gander. ha. I hate limericks. lol But this one made me smile, or kind of twitch, or something.
*Snerk* Even though I's prefer a "goose" over a gander", it still is a funny damn limerick. BTW, I mentioned this poem in the 2/8/09 New Poetry Review. Thanks for sharing. :)