Virtual Reality TV Magic!byUncle Pervey©
I found out about my special TV,
When watching an ex-rated film one night.
It was Ursula Andres in "The Nurse,"
And my lust for her came through with delight!
Ursula was naked in the water,
And she had just turned bottoms up and dived.
I'd got a sudden lust and erection,
And my lust wished me right there to her side!
I mumbled to myself "I want your ass,"
And Ursula Andres climbed from the pool.
She knelt with her back to me and proffered,
Her naked ass so inviting and cool!
I had my way with Ursula's sweet ass,
I licked and tongued and fucked it all night long.
When I got tired I wished myself back home,
And when I got there I was feeling strong!
I figured right then I had something nice,
A secret that I'd keep just for myself.
I'd start a collection of my sex Dreams,
And store the films of my girls on my shelf!
I tried my VCR camera out,
On my neighbor's swimming pool from upstairs.
Her daughter was having a pool party,
And all her girlfriends wore bikinis there!
That night when I used my TV magic,
I discovered how good an orgy was.
I ate and fucked more pussies and assholes,
And even think I licked off some peach fuzz!
I started collecting all my favorites,
Like Marilyn Monroe and Dinah Shore.
I stored a film with Dinah Washington,
And Connie Francis and still wanted more!
I felt a real desire for Tuesday Weld,
And Annette Funicello makes me bay.
In Liz Taylor's film "National Velvet,"
And "Please Don't Eat the Daisy's" Doris Day!
All these ladies serve me when I want them,
Thanks to my virtual reality.
They're my sex slaves in every kind of sex,
Because of my special magic TV!!