tagNon-Erotic PoetryWhat Do Women Really Think

What Do Women Really Think

byDirty Slut©

If we aren’t your mother
don’t expect us to
wipe your asses!
I’m tired of your whining
you’re dripping in my face
I can’t afford to love you
you’re such a mental case.
If you think we’re a bitch
just remember we’re yours
and no prick can change that.
If I should die before we wake
I pray to God you drunken sod
The wet spot formed upon the sheets
Is under you, and like a lake.
And don’t get me started
on equal pay for doing
twice the job you do.
And if I live to be a hundred, and nine
I promise you little else than my mind
And should you learn to drop the seat
I’ll give you something soft to eat.
To be brutally honest dear
I’m really no different
I’m human,
no better,
nor worse
than you.

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