Your Tender Bum!byUncle Pervey©
Sung to the melody of "Jingle Bells."
Lick my prick, tongue it qquick,
Suck it down real deep.
Suck and lick my cock real hard,
Until you make me wee-eep!
Make me cream, til I scream,
Swallow all my cum.
If you do this job just right,
I'll "cornhole" "Your tender bum!"
A day or two ago, I did your sister Flo,
We sucked and fucked all night, and she can REALLY blow!
We went at it all night, and she was a "Delight,"
We wore ourselves completely out,
And we were an awful sight!
Now lets you and I, have a real "Sex Fry,"
We'll have some fore-play, and have sex every way.
Then I'll have more fun, while playing with your buns,
I'll make you have so much fun,
You'll have to cum and cuh-hum!