All Comments on 'I Can Explain'

by rpsuch

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gnfgnfalmost 20 years ago
Where do you

come up with this stuff? Its great. You my friend have a very interesting mind.

Love everything you write.

George

Kanga40Kanga40almost 20 years ago
Hey gnf

rp just hopes his wife will believe it when he trys it out....

But I'm sure she knows better!

ryu77ryu77almost 20 years ago
Hahahaha!

He sure DID have an explanation... LOL!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 20 years ago
Crazy

I really liked that one, it was so funny and crazy that it seemed real, of course it takes a loving wive and some simplicity huh cant want until you update..

greetz

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 20 years ago
I do hope there's a sequel or three in the works

LOL, this guy takes the prize! He's got to be either the most hilariously insane character I've ever seen, or he's simply crazy like a fox.

It would be hard to believe that he's actually been setting up this infidelity scene for years, but given his history I wouldn't put it past him. <grin>

AnonymousAnonymousover 19 years ago
take a writing class

take a writing class......i mean really......this is horrible in terms of plot

Nightowl22Nightowl22about 19 years ago
Wrong subject!

Obviously, this is one subject he should have used investigative reporting to get to the answer; review couples who went through that problem.

Trying to learn in the first person can easily get you into what the wife said, and you should expect it, researchng a divorce.

Good story. Makes me wonder just how far some writer(s) might go for a story. Plummer, Plunket or somesuch, used to do things like that. I doubt he carried to infidelity, though!

sexmatesexmateabout 19 years ago
Funny!

Yes that is exactly what he needs. Divorce! what a whack job!

Sexmate

AnonymousAnonymousover 18 years ago
That is F@#!ed Up!

Sweet story of a complete whack job. Sorry if it's true in any shape or form, but goddamn did I laugh.

curl4evercurl4everalmost 18 years ago
Exquisite humor!

Both stories are well-written and funny on their own, but they are truly exquisite as a pair! <applause for both authors>

niciniciover 17 years ago
LOL

That was cute!

I just loved it!

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
Still Laughing

I would like to tell you how much I like this story but I can't, I'm to busy laughing.

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
Thing is, I can just see it happening...lol

It started out cute, but by the time:

Any doubt I might have had was erased one day when I came home to find him lying

curled up at the foot of the stairs.

"What's wrong? Are you hurt?"

"No, I'm fine. Have you ever heard the expression 'A dog's life?' Well, I wanted

to get an idea of what a dog's life is really like and whether, in some ways, it

I lost it. Still laughing. Hell, I was drinking a cup of coffee at the time, and had to stop and wipe my keyboard down.

AnonymousAnonymousover 15 years ago
So stupid its funny.

Sorta as funny as the Obamanation.

AnonymousAnonymousover 13 years ago

One of the most amusing stories I've every read online, I definitely enjoyed it.

ILienBagbyILienBagbyover 13 years ago
Mr, Such

As someone who once aspired to be an instructor of journalism (I instead became a spelunker), I must take task with you for setting back the concept of investigatory journalism at least 11 months by publishing this objectionable story. Apologize sir!

grogers7grogers7about 13 years ago
Very good sitcom humor

Did you read the story about the guy who tasered himself to be sure it worked?

holydemon00holydemon00over 12 years ago
the husband is a nutjob

He should start shooting himself in the head to know what it's like to commit suicide.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 12 years ago
holydemon is a fruitcake

he should be reading the bible but maybe the humorous parts of it also offend him

Bd4554Bd4554over 9 years ago
Very amusing tale

Made me wonder why the wife married the guy, but she must have always had one hell of a sense of humor! Not to mention an almost infinite amount of patience.

sdc97230sdc97230about 9 years ago
She could divorce him, but...

It would probably make more sense to have him do some research on what it's like to be committed to a psychiatric hospital for electroshock therapy.

betrayedbylovebetrayedbyloveabout 9 years ago
Funny Stuff

I believe after the divorce he should find out how it feels to be shot in the head. Yeah that would make an interesting article. He could write it from Heaven, no hell. Shit I just remembered. No pencils.

I know I'm nuts too

tazz317tazz317about 9 years ago
EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY

and either ends in court or the cemetery or the nut house. TK U MLJ LV NV

Absinth3Absinth3about 8 years ago
I love this guy!

He has a warped mind.

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Put Me In The Story As Johnny's Killer

You have some great stories. This isn't one of them!

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Final sentence

absolutely nailed it!!! A certain 5!!

thedemonIxthedemonIxover 7 years ago
Tell it!

I think i dated that guy.... I now am happily married to a quite boring man who is not imaginitve to do shit like that... I actually have date many writers and those weird actors that go crazy from "being" their character for too long... Madness... I don't know why writers are renowned for drinking heavily... You should see their partners.... Artists of any sort are to be avoided... Possibility of being all locked together in a secured warehouse in the middle of nowhere... Or on a remote island that is not shown on maps...

rpsuchrpsuchover 7 years agoAuthor
Betrayedbylove's comment

The real reason he could not write the story from heaven is that there no writers in heaven. How could there be? What do you write about. You get up. You have a good day. You sleep. You get up. You have a good day. You sleep. That's scintillating story material. A writer would be so bored out of his mind he would want to kill himself.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 7 years ago
Not Only is He a Few Bricks Short of a Full Load . . .

But his hod is completely empty!

Five Stars!

tkh3nkey2110tkh3nkey2110about 4 years ago
Kind of dumb, but...

Hilarious just the same. A 5 Star Rating.

jimjam69jimjam69almost 4 years ago
Good story

Got to admit it was entertaining. The last one the wife might have a little trouble overcoming. A man has to know his limits.

AnotherChapterAnotherChapter11 months ago

Ok, funny for sure if a bit bizarre! The final line was the best.

AnonymousAnonymous9 months ago

How many 5s are you allowed to award, because this story is worth a boatload. The matter-of-fact tone completely sold the narrative as well as offering a frame of reference for/counterpoint to the sheer lunacy. Possibly my favorite story I’ve read here. Looking forward to the companion piece and others.

chilleywilleychilleywilley3 months ago

Really good and original! 5 stars wish I could vote twice

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