WOW I love when liberal nuts get off on a rant. This is filled with so many bogus statistics. WAY to many to even start but will give you a hint 50-70 gallons for a shower ? Don't even have to look this one up go look at your hot water heater capacity and, oh hell never mind, no way you are smart enough to figure this out.
I thank you for giving me so much information. It must of taken you a long time to put all of this together.You get a 5 from me and a lot of applause.
Great story and as usual I like your humour.
I enjoyed the sarcasm. LOL. It made the boring facts a little more fun. Good luck in the contest.
What kind of liturgy does this new religion practice? Anything like the Druids? Perhaps you could kill a virgin on earth day, and offer her to the Earth Goddess. Wait...no virgins available. Then cut your left arm off and burn it along with incense. Oh, I see. Burning would release carbon dioxide...you know, that toxic stuff that's necessary for life on good mother earth. Then how about putting your severed left arm out in the sun and let it slowly decay. You might even hook a couple of leads to it and it might generate electricity.
If that does not work, then, let's see...perhaps you could dance naked around an oak tree, tossing acorns to nearby squirrels. Not the four legged kind, but those with two legs. They are called environmentalists, I think.
Anyway, we are thankful that you won't be building churches to the Earth Goddess. But we may have to end up trying to find occupants for all of the business buildings as companies go out of existence.
I don't know how to close. I am sure you do not use the term, Amen.
What do you use, by the way? Organic?
Organic to you, and Goddess Earth!
We'll strip mine the other planets later.....
amongst us. Can't seem to shake them, even on Literotica. Author, nothing wrong with having a little fun at the expense of human frailty. God knows we need a laugh now and then. By the way a 10 minute shower does use a lot of water and it isn't all hot now is it? Thanks for your effort.ML
is looking at the horses ass to see if it's eating. I'm just a dumb toothless Mainer but I know that what determines how much water is used in a shower is at the faucet, and flow rates in North America average 1 to 3 gallons per minute. P x V = N./R.T?
Very interesting comments thrown in with a bit of humor
you even make earth facts interesting
Now I know why nobody ever comes to my birthday trash bash it is on 22 April, every body is being good on MY birthday and I wasn't even invited
We all know that the Earth has been warming for over 10,000 years. We also know that there was a period of extended global warming between the ice ages that ended roughly 100,000 years ago and 10,000 years ago, did we cause that one too by our careless use of fire (we didn't have cars yet). Did that neanderthal that started that forest fire that drove the last mastodon over the cliff, start it all, and was that the reason for both of their demise? Never mind just another one my stupid thoughts, but it is a fun read and rated it a 5, but I missed the naughtiness.
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