Richard49
The Gentleman Dom
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I still perfer to be the spanker rather than the spankee but....
Richard
"Spankings Make You Smarter!"
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HREF="http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20020306/101542680019.html">
Spankings Make You Smarter!</A>
http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20020306/101542680019.html
Wednesday, March 6, 2002
By JUSTIN MITCHELL LUCERNE,
Switzerland
A whack on the fanny boosts your brain's ability to store and recall
information -- and can help college students ace exams, a fascinating
new study shows. Experts at the Lucerne Institute of Psychological
Research
have found that your brains may indeed be connected with your behind. A
study of 150 college student volunteers found that following some swats
on
their seats their ability to remember facts increased an average of 38
percent!
>
Students who were barely passing at the time they agreed to submit to
the spankings raised their grade point averages dramatically after
repeated
blows to their buns. "We found the adrenaline rates increased
significantly
during the spankings," says psychologist Dr. Crispin Heinz. "And the
resulting endorphins used to minimize the pain combined with the
adrenaline
to effectively open up previously underutilized neural pathways --
turning
them into IQ hyperlinks!" "I can't get enough smack-eroos, especially
during
finals," says coed Heidi Lorenz. "I couldn't sit down to take my tests,
but
it was worth it. Spanking saved my scholarship!"
>
The study was undertaken to examine why student test scores have fallen
in
recent years. A correlation was found between the banning of corporal
punishment -- such as paddling -- and the lowered scores.
>
With the results in, a movement has begun to stop sparing the rod and
students seem willing to submit if it means higher grades. In addition,
"Spanking IQ Parlours" have opened throughout Europe where men and
women of all ages are lining up to have their bottoms buffeted with
hands,
paddles and canes. "I have more clients than I can handle," reports
professional fanny smacker Hermann Von Stroheim. "I usually ask them to
bring lists of important facts or items they have trouble remembering.
Then
I recite it to them as I firmly toast their tush into a rosy glow.
"Believe
me, they have a hard time forgetting!"
Richard
"Spankings Make You Smarter!"
<A
HREF="http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20020306/101542680019.html">
Spankings Make You Smarter!</A>
http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20020306/101542680019.html
Wednesday, March 6, 2002
By JUSTIN MITCHELL LUCERNE,
Switzerland
A whack on the fanny boosts your brain's ability to store and recall
information -- and can help college students ace exams, a fascinating
new study shows. Experts at the Lucerne Institute of Psychological
Research
have found that your brains may indeed be connected with your behind. A
study of 150 college student volunteers found that following some swats
on
their seats their ability to remember facts increased an average of 38
percent!
>
Students who were barely passing at the time they agreed to submit to
the spankings raised their grade point averages dramatically after
repeated
blows to their buns. "We found the adrenaline rates increased
significantly
during the spankings," says psychologist Dr. Crispin Heinz. "And the
resulting endorphins used to minimize the pain combined with the
adrenaline
to effectively open up previously underutilized neural pathways --
turning
them into IQ hyperlinks!" "I can't get enough smack-eroos, especially
during
finals," says coed Heidi Lorenz. "I couldn't sit down to take my tests,
but
it was worth it. Spanking saved my scholarship!"
>
The study was undertaken to examine why student test scores have fallen
in
recent years. A correlation was found between the banning of corporal
punishment -- such as paddling -- and the lowered scores.
>
With the results in, a movement has begun to stop sparing the rod and
students seem willing to submit if it means higher grades. In addition,
"Spanking IQ Parlours" have opened throughout Europe where men and
women of all ages are lining up to have their bottoms buffeted with
hands,
paddles and canes. "I have more clients than I can handle," reports
professional fanny smacker Hermann Von Stroheim. "I usually ask them to
bring lists of important facts or items they have trouble remembering.
Then
I recite it to them as I firmly toast their tush into a rosy glow.
"Believe
me, they have a hard time forgetting!"
