KillerMuffin
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There is absolutely nothing like the feeling of a sparkling clean colon.
You know, there's no place else I'd feel comfortable saying this, but
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KillerMuffin
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I would say that it came to me more out of a tube, than the blue. Somedays you just need to feel-- mmm, refreshed. It was very, mmm, refreshing.
KM I have to agree but then I am cleaning up (toys and myself) after a somewhat 'interesting' evening. It must of been good because despite 8/9 hours sleep my (equally pervy neighbour) asked at midday if I was okay cos apparantly I looked 'rock and Roll trashed'
shower, body cream (to cool down my still sensative arse) and several enemas (to clean out the remianing vaseline!) put toys away, take hooks down from ceiling, clean floor with bleach, put clothing to soak to get stains out.
Boy this is hard work - no wonder I don't do this every weekend!
shower, body cream (to cool down my still sensative arse) and several enemas (to clean out the remianing vaseline!) put toys away, take hooks down from ceiling, clean floor with bleach, put clothing to soak to get stains out.
Boy this is hard work - no wonder I don't do this every weekend!
cymbidia
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Very odd you should post this particular relevation at this particular time, Muff. I just spent a huge chunk of my weekend playing water and nozzle and tubing games with a new friend. Though he's not a BDSM'er, we do share a fascinated interest, he and i, with the erotic pleasures to be had at the end of hose. Either end. "Fascinated interest" might not do it; let's call it a "mild fetish" instead, shall we?
He's very interested in All Things BDSM, and has ever purchased BDSM toys in the as-yet-ill-defined hope of using them, or having them used on him, at some point in his life. We went through my toybag (i think i was seeing if i could shock him and make him run, screaming, away from me
) and i showed him how things like nipple clamps worked. (On the areola not on the nipple itself - not a thing one knows instinctually, right? Someone has to show you or tell you the first time.) He didn't think he could EVER "hurt" his partner (Fuck damn and double damn! What am i - some kinda Dom anti-magnet?) and shyly confessed that his fantasies revolve around "stuff" being done to him.
In any case, our mutual interest in high volume, intensely erotic enemas doesn't require a BDSM component so my friend and i don't have any kinda conflict about that.
Yeh.
Enemas are nice.
Nothing like really being cleaned out.
He's very interested in All Things BDSM, and has ever purchased BDSM toys in the as-yet-ill-defined hope of using them, or having them used on him, at some point in his life. We went through my toybag (i think i was seeing if i could shock him and make him run, screaming, away from me
) and i showed him how things like nipple clamps worked. (On the areola not on the nipple itself - not a thing one knows instinctually, right? Someone has to show you or tell you the first time.) He didn't think he could EVER "hurt" his partner (Fuck damn and double damn! What am i - some kinda Dom anti-magnet?) and shyly confessed that his fantasies revolve around "stuff" being done to him.In any case, our mutual interest in high volume, intensely erotic enemas doesn't require a BDSM component so my friend and i don't have any kinda conflict about that.
Yeh.
Enemas are nice.
Nothing like really being cleaned out.
KillerMuffin
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Well, cym, a friendly word of advice from one fetishist to another.
Do not jiggle around the bathroom with a full bottom just because the B52s are doing Love Shack really loud on the stereo. Let me just say this: Bad idea.
Do not jiggle around the bathroom with a full bottom just because the B52s are doing Love Shack really loud on the stereo. Let me just say this: Bad idea.
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KillerMuffin said:
Okay; this time it's coffee instead of Pepsi. This was a spit take Danny Thomas would've been proud of.
You'd think I'd know better than to try and drink anything before trying to read one of her posts.
The cleanout certainly seems to have done wonders for her disposition........
monster666
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KillerMuffin said:
ROTFL!!! KM, ya aren't all there, are ya? Thanks for the laugh! (and yes, I trust that you were passing on good information, and NOT merely trying to get me to spew Wheaties all over the kitchen)
cymbidia
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Pleasureable is one of *those* words, nymph. It's one of the words whose meaning varies widely from person to person.
For instance, i'm sitting here now with a bruised and still-warm bottom from an exceedingly pleasureable (to me) session of flogging, strapping, and (~gasp~) mini-caning i engaged in last night.
Pleasureable?
Yes. Hell yes. To me.
To you? I don't know. I don't know you.
To someone who doesn't understand or doesn't want such intense erotic sensation (aka "pain")? No. To such a person, the kind of play i engaged in which ended up with my...end... in this shape would most definitely not be pleasureable.
Enemas: pleasureable or not?
To me: oh hell yeh.
To you: i don't know. Neither do you, apparently.
Experimentation is a wonderful thing.
For instance, i'm sitting here now with a bruised and still-warm bottom from an exceedingly pleasureable (to me) session of flogging, strapping, and (~gasp~) mini-caning i engaged in last night.
Pleasureable?
Yes. Hell yes. To me.
To you? I don't know. I don't know you.
To someone who doesn't understand or doesn't want such intense erotic sensation (aka "pain")? No. To such a person, the kind of play i engaged in which ended up with my...end... in this shape would most definitely not be pleasureable.
Enemas: pleasureable or not?
To me: oh hell yeh.
To you: i don't know. Neither do you, apparently.
Experimentation is a wonderful thing.
Svedish_Chef
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CYM you bitch, you got laid.
And Muff, that was after abusing the stud and sending him away again, no fair.
It was supposed to be ME!
And Muff, that was after abusing the stud and sending him away again, no fair.
It was supposed to be ME!
cymbidia
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Nah. I didn't get laid at all, Chef. Not this weekend during the fun-with-hoses-and-water play and not Monday night during the (unexpected) let's-play-with-the-newbie-switch scene. Well, not if you mean the classic sense of "getting laid", anyway.
I prefer my sex to come wrapped in more...sophisticated...wrappings, my darling. Plain ole getting-laid-fucking doesn't do much for me. The few i let close enough for skin-to-skin touching seem to appreciate that quality, too - and they more than rise to the occasion.
I prefer my sex to come wrapped in more...sophisticated...wrappings, my darling. Plain ole getting-laid-fucking doesn't do much for me. The few i let close enough for skin-to-skin touching seem to appreciate that quality, too - and they more than rise to the occasion.
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HMMMMMMM
You guys are absolutely KILLING me... i am laughing my ass off, literally....... keep it coming... i need all the help i can get!!! hugs... sierra
You guys are absolutely KILLING me... i am laughing my ass off, literally....... keep it coming... i need all the help i can get!!! hugs... sierra
catalina_francisco
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Thought this deserved an unashamed bump. LOL.
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thegreenfairy
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Will someone please give me the details on how to get an enema?
I'm fascinated by the idea, and I really want to try it. What do I need? And what kinds of liquids can I use? In porn, people seem to use all sorts of stuff, but what is safe? And where can I get the tubing that I guess you need?
To give you a bit of background, I have a lot of experience with anal sex and am not worried about that part of it. It's just the water inside me part that I'm wondering about.
Thanks to all
The Green Fairy
I'm fascinated by the idea, and I really want to try it. What do I need? And what kinds of liquids can I use? In porn, people seem to use all sorts of stuff, but what is safe? And where can I get the tubing that I guess you need?
To give you a bit of background, I have a lot of experience with anal sex and am not worried about that part of it. It's just the water inside me part that I'm wondering about.
Thanks to all
The Green Fairy
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