- Illustrated Poetry
- A Mother's Nightmare
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My darling daughter Hanna turned 5 the other day.
She asked if she could dress as a big girl now, and I told her it was OK.
But as I put the frosting upon her birthday cake,
she came out from the bathroom; and I cried: "for goodness' sake!"
She'd stuffed my bra wth rolled-up socks,
and used plenty of spray to tame her locks.
She staggered around in my high-heeled shoes;
a thong revealed a non-existant caboose.
Her tummy was bare, and with the warpaint one almost mistook her
for a 4 feet tall, skinny, little hooker.
Then she opened her mouth and summoned my fears:
-"Look, mum! I look just like Britney Spears!"
- COMMENTS
LeBrozabout 17 years agoThis poem was mentioned in the Archival Review thread, in a picking through Lit's archive of over 34,000 poems.
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LeBrozabout 17 years agoToday's kids all want to be older. I remember being so young, the pleasures of living for the moment ~~ at least until the hormones kicked in and then the moment took on new meanings. Ahhh, to live those pre-hormonal days again...
LeBrozabout 17 years agoToday's kids all want to be older. I remember being so young, the pleasures of living for the moment ~~ at least until the hormones kicked in and then the moment took on new meanings. Ahhh, to live those pre-hormonal days again...
Amyfriendabout 17 years agovery cute...but look at Britney now..she's taken on the role of a fat slutty pig
duddle146over 17 years agoMothers of little girls everywhere probably could relate a similar version of this cute little poem. I thought the illustration was quite appropriate for the verses. A cute little rendering
~ sure to bring a smile.
