A Perfect Pussy (?)

As a pussyologist
I am often asked,
"What is a perfect pussy?'
Great Question! To
which I reply:
Perfect can only exist
where there is a standard
for comparison and a
way of determining what
that standard is: A is
perfect when compared to Z;
Z is perfect when compared with Y.
Perfect suggests that there
is an imperfection that will
be exposed by the perfect standard;
this logic would conclude, based
on my reality and experience,
that EACH pussy is perfect.
Why? Because each pussy is
unique, one-of-a-kind and
is not comparable to any other.
Remember a perfect pussy is
different from how the owner
uses her pussy and how she
lets you pleasure it. Thus,
the perfect pussy is every pussy.
Yes, Virgina, you have a perfect pussy.