and the oscar goes to...

some of my poems are fiction
some of my poems are true
some of the things i've done
some i'd never do
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i'm glad you like my poems
but they're for entertainment purposes only
i don't mean everything i write
i just like arousing the horny and lonely
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don't get it twisted
it's not all real
i just have a way with words
and i've been blessed with sex appeal
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i just like stimulating people
with the words that i write
i was born with a talent
to turn on and excite
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now you may be disappointed
because you thought all my poems were fact
well all the world's a stage
and some of my poems are just an act