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Be A Woman By Morning (song)

byqevan©

Tune: Amarillo By Morning (George Strait)
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I'll be a woman by morning
Sing with higher tones
Everything that I got
My unit and my stones
They'll be split and sliced
By a surgeon's knife
Nipped and tucked and sewn with perfect care
I'll be a woman by mornin'
A little woman, way down there

I got my hormones from Sweden
Bought my breasts, cheap, on eBay
Now, my wife said she don't care
She's lesbian anyway
She promised to wait
'Til I'm feeling great
Then love me more than life
I'll be a woman by morning
A little woman for my wife

I'll be soprano by morning
Sing with higher tones
I'll be hairless and sexy
With no testosterone
Now I'm feeling the
Anesthesia
And I'm the happiest I can be
I'll be a woman by morning
And I'll sit down when I pee
I'll be a woman by morning
And I'll sit down when I pee

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