- Erotic Poetry
- Christ Fuck
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Click hereI wanna fuck Christ in the asshole(howl!),
yeah that's what I said.
I wanna fuck Christ in the asshole;
I'm so glad he's not really dead.
Such a good looking man,
blonde hair, blue eyes,
and macho stubble.
And I'm a good looking thug,
on a couple of drugs,
plain looking for trouble.
We'd take a highway ninety-seven,
on the serpent free-way to heaven.
And I'd have a good looking lad,
with a cock in his hand, at every Motel Seven. And soon we'd get shit straight,
bout this crucifix fate,
Cause fate ain't something ya make,
but it is the shit that happens.
Nah, we'd get some weed and speed in his blood, and his feet on the dance floor tappin'. (Howl!)
- COMMENTS
SomeOneNewover 19 years agoLike "Piss Christ" the installation (that pissed off half of Christian America) with Christ floating in urine sandwiched in clear Plexiglas, this poem--in my opinion--addresses public perceptions of an alleged historic figure morphed into a deity, in this case "a good looking man, [with] blonde hair, blue eyes, and macho stubble" not to mention the hypocrisy of some of his followers. I see a comment on a modern-day western notion of Jesus--a laughable image since the historic Christ obviously was from the mid-east and Nordic types were in short supply there around the turn of the millennium. I give you points for guts here, but deduct a few for budding (but not fully bloomed) poetic skill.
don87654over 19 years agoThis site is not for blasphemy and atheist beliefs. It is hoped that some gangbanger just released from a 20-year stint in prison gives it to you quite well up the ass!
don87654over 19 years agoThis site is not for blasphemy and atheist beliefs. It is hoped that some gangbanger just released from a 20-year stint in prison gives it to you quite well up the ass!
Maria2394over 19 years agohad an old "art" painting on her wall for 30 years, then gave it to my sister. Jesus is brown eyed, brown hair in that one, actually Tath, I have never in my life seen a blue eyed blond jesus in any type of artwork!! Im not taking sides with anon, or anyone else, but maybe its a regional thing... :) ps I was raised southern baptist, and you couldnt push me into a church now.. oh well, I still cant decide if I like this, just wanted to pop my 2 cents in
PatCarringtonover 19 years agothis is quite interesting. poetically, it's quite poor. it's just too blatant and too obvious, too much of the angry young man playing his loud music box, to be taken for anything more than someone shouting, "Hey, look at me."
Anonymousover 19 years agoif you are like me, i belive in a supreme being but think jesus was just another man with great pr. i can imagine mary magdalen fucking his with a biblical dildo while he sucked off all the disciples except judas who got pissed off because he didnt get head.
Anonymousover 19 years agoThis poem would be better with lines 5,6 and 7 and the 3 Ands omitted. It would then retain the full impact of the first 4 lines to the end. Of course the poem is blasphemous, vile and more than a bit doctrinally unsound.But it is also very good writing.
Tathagataover 19 years agoit's a comment on how jesus is presented, for the most part, and an attempt to tear " that" image down.
I normally won't resond to "ANON' comments because they lack the conviction to stand behind their beliefs...but if you noticed 90 per cent of the art work porytrays jesus as a blond blue eyed white man.
which is probably Mr Nelson's point.
also i think we'd all like to see jesus as " human"
(the "last temptation of christ" made me understand and like jesus a whole lot more)
lets get him high, lets drive fast and see if he digs it. let's take him to a strip jiont.
I, for one, love the whole idea of the poem,
as for the anal sex, it seems to be ok for all the young women to be bi these days...is this was some women saying she wanted toseduce the virgin mary people would get all hot.
I like it just the way it is
