My Lesbian Crush

Stop following me around
Like a love sick puppy with your tounge hanging out your mouth
No matter what you do
No matter what you say
Girl, I ain't gonna change my mind
With you I'm not gonna fall in love
Don't swing that way
Never have
Never will you be
My lesbian crush

Go away and please, please stay away
Quit calling and quit sending me those mushy love letters
I don't want 'em
Girl, I don't want you
Not now
Not ever
So please don't embrass yourself anymore then you already have
Drooling over me
Asking to see me naked online
Honey, you're not turning me on
You're turning my stomach
Get it straight
Once and for all understand
You are not and you never will be
My lesbian crush

Got a boyfriend
Don't need or want a girlfriend
That kind of romancing just ain't my style
Sorry if that hurts you
Sorry if that breaks your heart
Into a million billion pieces
But honey in this life we all gotta face the truth sometime
And your time has come to do just that
I don't love you
I never will
So go ahead and hang up that phone now
No more late night calls
No more love songs sung outside my window
We never were
We're never gonna be
You're not....
My lesbian crush

EEEEEWWW!
Girl, you're so gross
Spinning all those strange erotic fantasys in your head about me and you
Making love and sipping wine as lay on a bare skin rug
Makes my skin crawl
So repulsed by you
Never would want to do you
Even if I was offered a million dollars to
Just gotta get it through your stubborn head
I may be your type
But you sure as heck ain't mine
So with that last line written and said
I bid you ado and a not so fond farewell
Goodby and good riddance
Hope at last this prose will put you in your place
Make you understand finally
Once and for always
You will never be a part of my heart or my life
You will never be.....

My lesbian crush!

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