my toy

i wanted to invent, the pefect sex toy
one that would give me pleasure, and much joy
i want it to fit in me, nice and snug
i want it to slide in, with just a little tug
it can't run on batteries, must be ready any time
to start giving me pleasure, at the drop of a dime
it must be able, to squeeze my nipples
and send up my spine, chills and ripples
what could i do, that could bring such pleasure
i keep trying to think, but nothing seems to measure
with the real life man, and his big hard dick
what i like to call, a walking pleasure stick
guess the best invention, has already been done
all i have to do is enjoy, and have lots of fun.