- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Play-date in the Maelstrom
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Jingle-girl I see,
Walking next to me,
You are a shiny neon light.
=^.^=
Vegas would be so mad,
I am sure you are glad,
Soon married by age 10.
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Ghosts hidden outside,
See them when I ride,
Ghosts do their best to take my life.
=^.^=
I lost my wife instead,
Rather than filled with lead,
Ghosts cannot kill me dead!
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Kitty, kitty here,
Mousie, mousie there,
Get to work, do your fucking job.
=^.^=
Get that mouse off my FOB,
Rabies is really nice,
If you kill those damned mice!
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Next on Channel 666 News:
In a dark and sinister corner of the world....
Nothing bad happened...
Thank God
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