by bugmenot5678
Get your bitch over to my patch
I've got a stiff one to fill her snatch.
I'll spread her 'Legs' and be her 'Rough Boy'
She'll be my 'Sleeping Bag', I'll give joy
And when I'm finished she'll cook me 'TV Dinners'
My 'Velcro Fly' will make us winners.
She'll get a 'Pearl Necklace' to catch her on the hop
And then well cuddle up and listen to ZZ Top.
Mustafa Shag