All Comments on 'A Letter to my Ex-Wife, Selina'

and completely imbecile; your other stories are great; but this is one totally immature way of of talking about adultery.

“Satire”? I don’t know. Maybe it is, but whatever, it’s pretty good stuff. I actually prefer to think of it as “Rubbing salt in the wound. DEEP!”. Nice story, FTDS.

Sorry mate 1 star his is shit compared to your other efforts

Did you swallow a stupid pill before you wrote this?

I enjoyed it personally. Good answer to the bitch's letter.

Enjoyed it immensely. What a fitting reply, replete with pointed barbs! Had a good laugh. Five stars.

and it was as good as the First time. He got more then Even with Selena and his Rival. one getting Tattoos and Co_k in the Mouth. Her getting incurable STD . Not to mention replacing her with her Sister.

Very humorous. Good writing again.

Loved the sarcasm

Punishment great

Keep it up

How much pain you caused me when I blew a rum and coke up my nose laughing? Signed: BTW

I think you mimicked the writing style of Selina28 perfectly. I am just a wee confused about how the ex landed in Thailand if she had no money.

Started out funny, then just went off the rails into Ridiculous Land.

The word pictures, like "blue veined custard chucker", are vivid. Best of the answered letter stories.

Long humorous

Would love an epilogue of the entire story you know what is the wife's head at the same time the husbands would make it much more interesting

This story makes him a bigger whore than wifey ever was. Living life better is the way, not becoming total scum.

Blue veined custard chucker?? Priceless.

Silly story, but it was a sweet revenge for him.

Niiiccceeee.

Basically gave her the ammo to totally ruin his life lol, set himself up to get fired from his new position, lose half his money because the abandoned divorce degree was false (I'm not sure so just putting it in), gives all the family the true story he spinned to help himself, so all in all if she wanted to do it,

- Loses his job for the same reason his ex-rival got fired (minus porn found)

- Loses money that would of been hers if none of this would of happened

- Loses his support structure i.e her parents, her sister, his children, maybe his parents and family

- Loses his reputation in the community and maybe forced to leave the area to start anew.

I'd of kept the letter short and sweet, letting her know that karma doesn't have to be done by the person receiving something that they didn't deserve (wink face after that) and then end it with hope to see you soon and then let her find out what's been going on when she gets there.

Perfect revenge although don't like her being left in another country and then being used as a sex slave, so minus that and it's perfect, promises made promises broken, ultimate revenge for the dickhead, tired of hearing they don't last long in prison, like just make sure he survives all through the sentence and then it's all good lol.

4* because it was a good letter to his ex-wife but that letter in the hands of hers would kill all the work he did to get to that point.

Perfect

Love it when a whore gets wrecked .

A manwhores letter to Selena

She had that and worse coming!

I LOVE IT!@! SHE GOT HERS, AND NOT JUST DISEASES...

A little too over the top.

Bill

Love it... 5 Stars... Added to favorites...

Made my day! Five stars, and I'm sorry I couldn't add a sixth.

Another great take on this by a top author

Over the top, pure fantasy, and utterly great which was what was needed to wash away the stink of the original story. 5 stars.

You almost lost me at "custard chucker," but I soldiered on. Very nice! Wildly unbelievable, but you kept the right tone throughout so it works well. Now I need to go read the inspiration story.

Was pretty good, but then you made is so over the top, well, the best i can give it is an average.

OTT was intended, and very well done.

The cunt that wrote the original obviously had issues. Probably from being constantly dumped on after preforming Cleveland steamers.

Thankfully, FTDS set the record straight.

Custard Chucker LMFAO !!!! 5 STARS what a great finish thank you so much!

Boy did I like this one 5 stars

That was great thanks for the laugh

Good grief, never have I ever heard of it being called a "Custard Chucker" got a good giggle from that. All told, a very clever tale of revenge. LP

Great satire - nicely put together. Revenge is sweet

Great and funny satire. Very enjoyable

A lovely story. Love it. AAAAAA++++++

Way to beat the itch to death.4 stars.

Bill S.

5 minutes I won’t get back

Awful, just awful

"my blue-veined custard chucker" i almost sit a glass of bourbon through my nose at this one. This was a RIOT! 5* for sure

Absolutely insanely great. I'm not even bothering to read the original, as it would just depress me, whereas your writing, as usual, uplifts, entertains and makes people happier.

DAMN... that was good! What the hell is a "custard chucker"? ...OOOHHH...nevermind.

Nice one 5*

I love the snark I find in so many of your stories, but I can't remember more than a couple that I didn't thoroughly enjoy.

This wasn't one of those !

I loved the surgical skill of the words in the letter, point by point inflicting maximum karmic justice on the cheating wife in a true BTB tale.

Of course, 5 stars !

Shit.! I wish that I'd written that.

BRUTAL!!!!! FANTASTIC twist!!!!! AMAZING!!!

It's a good thing he's willing to forgive and forget. I fear what would happen if he were to go BTB on his ex-wife.

Too effing funny...

...black-belt level snark, and a MAJOR dose of karmic revenge on the cheating wife and her lover !

5 stars, of course !

Brilliant, smiled all the way through, well done.

A great tongue in cheek story! Lots of laughs.

Know what the difference between a porcupine and a bmw is? On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside!

A great sequel to a depressing story.

Loved it

I loved it. All of the tongue in cheek snide remarks and my smiles as the story continued along. Very funny way of letting her down. Nice little BTB for both of the cheaters.

Tongue FIRMLY planted in cheek. Very fun read. 5 stars DMW aka

Loved it from start to finish, so over the top, so well thought out.

Brilliant.

I got bored with the repetitive nonsense and quit reading. Two stars.

JPB

4/5

Nice companion piece to Selina's letter. A bit over the top (sorority sisters, sharing obsolete)

Never heard of the wrath of a woman after what he’s had done to her they can be very vindictive if I was him an she comes anywhere near him I’d be afraid VERY afraid an the most dangerous person is one with nothing to lose she’d going to put for vengeance ure happy life is about to blow up

I stuck with it to see what the punchline would be only to find that there wasn't one. Too long and too repetitive.

Thank you. It was like a mouthwash riding me if the nasty taste of the original. Thank heavens that writer is gone in to other interests

A little long and a bit redundant but the sarcastic vein is entertaining. Also I always like it when the slut loses in the end. Also the bastard who scores another man's wife.

Made me laugh. 5 stars DMW aka Sumnut96

Just love your stories 5*****

U are not a nice individual! Loved the story..5 stars

Now, THAT'S a good burning! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"...and I said Gaaaaaaahhhdd Daaaayyyuuummm!!!" - Dave Chappelle after reading this letter 😂😂

This was a good story. Definitely worth 5 stars

I really liked the story. She got what she richly deserved.

I absolutely agree with you about stories without proper endings. I hate them. At least one author likes to put a note at the end of his stories telling us to figure out the ending for ourselves. It I had that kind of imagination I would be writing the stories instead of reading them. Too bad you are no longer active because there are other stories that need an ending.

5 Stars, That was the longest alternate three words (Fuck You Bitch) I've ever read.

Perfect response.