All Comments on 'A Slow Night at the Farm'

A fine tale from a good writer.

Huh???

That twisted sense of humor at work again! I do wish you wrote more. The rolling name change of Sha honda was great! The slightly clueless hero (knitting?), the overall fun, it adds up to another fine story. Thank You for this one.

ROFLMAO!!!!

(Okay, you were correct; probably belongs in the humor section.) Thoroughly entertaining, downright hilarious, and still comes off poignantly sweet.

A true treasure!

-- KK in Texas

This was roll on the floor, spew coffee all over the monitor funny. The humor section? Nah, keep it in romance where it belongs. You made my day, LYG.

... a day filled with good stories. You and a nice guy from New Zealand made my day. I enjoyed your story. Thank you very much.

<p><b>Nucleus</b></p>

I think I pulled a muscle in my butt, and I need rehab on my left side from laughing too hard. Thank you, LYG, for a truly entertaining read.

This demented and colorful mind is making my day. You have given me a huge smile and a very fuzzy feeling in my cold heart. Thank you for this wonderful romantic and humorous trip. This has been a good day to catch-up on Lit.<P>PT

:-)

<p>On one hand I like to laugh while I read most of your stories. They are some of the funniest and best I've ever read</p>

<p>On the other hand you keep playing into a pet peeve of mine and your consistant on that it seems.</p>

<p>But for the most part it was a good story</p>

-Risq

What'll he think of next?<p>This one's another winner. I hope to read more stories from LYG in 2008, because this is his year and he won't have another one for four more years yet. To hell with everyone else--leapyearguy for President!

I wonder if Betsy ever got her new shoes? The sex with Stella was hilarious. Well done LYG.

yet again why he is one of the best writers on Lit! This was a very entertaining read.

About as entertaining and humorous as a story could be.<P>

Your talent and imagination are very much appreciated. More please.<P>

With Very High Regard

this being a leap year and all, what will lyg post on February 29th? With bated breath we look forward to it.

Great story. It does have romance but the main thrust is humor.

Regards, Jack

Wit as in humour & brains. This the funniest story I've read on this site. Funny, great yarn, good ending, & a joy to read. Super job! Thanks. Dan

I love it. The humour is great and pitched just right. Just awesome.

This was a great story, not sure how you guys do it, but keep it up. THANKS

...but I loved it. It's very rare for me to have a belly laugh at even a humorous story but I managed 4 or 5 for this one.

I'm sad to see your absence sine 2008 but that's your respected choice. I sure would like to read more of your stuff though.

Thanks

I loved your story and the humor just made it that much better. I used to truck as well. All 48 States; Canada; and Mexico. I hauled swinging meat and produce then went to a tanker hauling hazmat. Then I got my leg ripped off by a fucking train. Ironic. The competition of trucking is rail freight and that's what brought me low. Never saw the inside of any of the chicken ranches though. Got a lot of pussy; but never had to pay. Still; GOOD STORY!

Thanks for really humorous little tale. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

This looks to have been the last posting of LYG. Wish that there were a couple of hundred more....

The descriptions were fabulous

Still laughing. Phfffffffft, sluuumpft, phfffffffft, sluuumpft.

She stretched the salami sweater over Willie Peter's head.

I really enjoyed it.

And a lot of fun -

I think we all knew it would her that won but you did a great job with the story and the characters - thanks

more stories please

Pretty good story...... ;-)

That was gorgeous! I loved your character's voice and the whole thing smacked of authenticity and it was an absolute delight to see what happened next! Well-written and right on the money, don't stop writing - ever!

"I was afraid the old bat had blown a radiator hose". LMAO!!!

Your writing is "tongue in cheek". Love your sense of humor!

I loved the characters--both colorful and believable. It was just a fun all-around story.

Keep the wheels off the grass, the bugs off the glass, and the bears off your...

Tail!

I gotta tell my friend Sandy about this story. Her husband has given her four children in less than four and a half years. He is a long haul truckdriver. And rumor has it that endowed doesn't begin to describe him. He once bet a farmer he could make the farmer's horse laugh. The farmer put up $500. My truckdriver buddy walked up to the horse and whispered in the horse's ear; and sure enough, the horse began to laugh. My truckdriver collected his money. Then he gave the farmer a chance to recoup the money he had lost. Then he bet the farmer he could make the farmer's horse cry without causing it any physical pain. The bet was agreed to. My truckdriving buddy led the horse back to the back of the barn, where he whispered in the horse's ear before my friend stepped out of sight behind the barn. But the horse stayed in full view of the farmer. A few moments later the horse was crying like a hungry baby. My friend came back and collected his winnings from the farmer. The farmer asked the truckdriver how he had managed to win both bets? My friend said the first time he had whispered in the horse's ear that the truckdriver had a bigger cock than the horse; and the horse laughed. Then the second time when he whispered in the horse's ear, he proved to the horse that be had not exaggerated. And the horse cried.

and, based on the title,

completely unexpected

5 stars. 'Nuff said.

Well written dialog, very good plot, funny.

5-stars

One of the few times when I didn't want to mentally visualise what had been written but in saying that the images came anyway. Like driving past a car wreck and trying not to look but looking anyway. Well written and very funny.

"I thought the old bat had blown a radiator hose for a second......"

Laugh? I believe my drawers will never dry! I haven't laughed this much since the Democrats lost the election. You have a wonderful turn of phrase, LYG, more power to your writing.

Vince

Don't see.how.anyone could find anything not to like about that one.

Love conquers all

5 stars

Well done

Hysterical

This was a blast to read.

In a buffalo herd, but you can be happy if you've mind to...". I also think this was the best genre to post it in. It ha to be a first, not a negative comment to be found. If you had to quit writing for some reason this was a great way to go out, like the old saying "always leave them laughing." And I am. For anyone interested, he has five additional stories posted on SOL, four of them after this, but none later than 2008. Signed: BTW

Figured he would need a 2X4 strapped to his ass when he fucked Stella and maybe a tow truck to pull him back out.

Laughed until I cried. Still cring

Had a good laugh. But it's next to your "Aiding and Abetting", which I rate as your best humor. Keep them coming.

Nice to read a story with a bit of humour.

Very nice to have a shit eating grin story. Thanks so much

Had a big grin on my face the whole time reading this ! Give five

What a great story. Loved it.

I read that in a voice perfectly suited for your narrator -- a mix of Sam Elliott, CW McCall, and Utah Phillips. And the line, "If she's under eighty, I'm the Sultan of Brunei" is classic.

this guy writes well...

An enjoyable story.

Very fun read and some hilarious lines.

Great story, LYG! Miss your writing!

pretty good story, all it takes is the right person.

Wonders will never cease and maybe the love of a woman will lead to a magical ending so this was a good story in either the Loving Wife or Romantic category. And it did sound believable until he mentioned a "four hundred-pound fraulein with the hairy legs" from Octoberfest. I had two tours in Germany for a total of six years and I don't think I ever saw a four hundred pound fraulein or frau. Some were heavy but most German women were very aware of their appearance and watched their weight. Now if the older women had just shaved their legs and armpits the way younger women do today....

liked it the first few times I read this and it keeps getting better

Brilliant. Funny as hell. Loved it. As with the other stories, well written.

im not a doc but i dont think the body works that way. so he cant physically cum, can he have an orgasm? and if he has very little feeling in his dick how the hell does it get hard and why have sex at all if u cant feel nothing. wouldnt that frustrate a person to death? having that mental urge to have sex but not being able to feel it. surprised he is still sane

Damn, I laughed my ass off. Finally an original story! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Damn well worth 25 stars but gotta settle for 5 BIG ASS FUCKING FLAMING STARS! And again, thank you!

Great story, loved it. Had me laughing out loud when I came to the part where she had "blown a radiator hose". Some great humor all the way through. Thanks

great story. Laughed my ass off. 5 stars.

Decent story.

Double clutched!!!! Shifted gears! Hilarious. Next part?!?

Sweet.

Hilarious 😂 loved it. BardnotBard

more ? next ?? please !!!

Yes, you’re right. It should have gone in the humour genre. Thanks for the laughs.

Nice

My wife kept giving me odd looks as I kept busting out laughing out loud, and wiping tears away so I could keep reading. Thanks I needed that! 5 stars.