A Weird One Ch. 16

I stood up and said to Gail, "Since you dumped Tom and I've just shed Natasha would you like to see if we might have a future together?"

"You mean it? W can do something besides just go out on hand holding dates?"

"I'm willing if you are."

"Then why don't we get the hell out of here and see if we can find something interesting to do."

She stood up and we walked out leaving Natasha standing there staring at our backs.

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As we left Gail said, "We need to get over to the Starlight and get checked in."

"Why?"

"Because Nat isn't going to believe or accept what just happened. She just knows that you are hers and that you really didn't mean what you said. To her all it is is that you are pissed and blowing off steam and that you will get over it. As far as she is concerned you agreed that she could play while she was away so she will eventually be able to convince you that it wasn't really the problem that you thought.

"But she is going to remember the time I told her that if I didn't have Tommy I would have gone for you. Believe me sweetie when I tell you that I am the one girl that she is most afraid of. She wasn't worried about Pauline or any other girl you dated because she always felt that she would get you back from them, but she isn't sure that she could get you back from me. She will drive by the Starlight to see if your car is there. I can guarantee it."

"You really think so?"

"I'd bet money on it. If we get over there right now we might even get lucky enough to have her see us go into the room together."

"What the hell" I thought, "If it will help drive home the fact that I'm done with her then I should do it."

We got in the Impala and as we were pulling out of the parking lot Gail, who was looking over the seat back, chuckled and said:

"She is in her car and following us."

I got to the Starlight and went in the office to check in and when I came back Gail told me that Natasha was parked across the street at the Conoco station watching. We went into the room and Gail peaked out through a gap in the curtains.

"She is still there. Probably waiting to see how long we stay."

Gail went to use the bathroom and I turned on the TV and settled in to kill time. I was jumping channels when a completely naked Gail came out of the bathroom.

"What are you doing?

"What? You are smart enough to be a college student and you can't figure it out?"

"We didn't come here to do this."

"Maybe you didn't, but I sure did. No need to let a perfectly good motel room go to waste."

"I don't want to Gail."

"Bullshit! I know you Bobby and there ain't no way that with me standing here naked you don't have a stiffie."

She was right, but I was still pissed at her for what she had pulled with Terrell. Almost like she was reading my mind she said:

"I know that you aren't happy with me Bobby, but you like to bump pelvic bones as much as I do. Just fuck me hard while thinking "Take that bitch. This'll teach you." Just pound me Bobby. Punish me" she said as she reached for the buttons on my shirt.

I don't know about the punishment, but I do know that I was the one staggering on the way out to the car. And Natasha was gone from the Conoco station."

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I got five hours sleep before my alarm mouth woke me up. It was a typical motherfucker/cocksucker Saturday with the exception of my not having to leave early to pick up Natasha.

Baby's cocksucker woke motherfucker with her mouth and then rode me cowgirl until I rolled her and got us both off in the missionary position. Sixty-nine and then anal followed by a cock wash and a dick hardening suck to get me to where I could do her doggie. More sixty-nine and another dirt road trip followed by a shower, breakfast and then a repeat of the morning.

We were in the usual bent over the back of the couch situation when dad pulled into the driveway only this time the timing sucked. I was close, but not close enough to get off before dad walked in the door. We broke and mom headed for the kitchen and I went up to my room.

I called Marge on my cell and she told me that if I would feed her she might see her way clear to keep me busy for the rest of the night.

I took her to Duke's Steakhouse and when we were seated I noticed Marcus, Tash, and Vonda sitting on the other side of the room. Marcus saw me and gave me a smile and a thumbs up and I don't know if it was his way of saying hi, saying things were fixed with his wife or he was giving his approval of my being with Marge. Marge saw where I was looking and she said:

"Oh shit! He's one of the guys from Wednesday night."

"Don't sweat it. He's with his wife and daughter and he's a cool guy anyway."

Tash caught my eye when I was looking that way and hurriedly turned her head. Vonda on the other hand gave me a nasty look. I didn't understand that. She was the one who told me to take a hike and not the other way around.

When we finished eating Marge asked what next and I told her that I was going to use her to make me look like a stud.

"You are a stud."

"Maybe to you, but there are a lot of others who don't think so. I want to tweak some noses. Let them see me with an older woman who just happens to be a stone fox."

"Not only a stud, but a silver tongued devil too."

I took her to the teen club and wouldn't you just know that we ended up sitting at a table with Phil Reed and seven other old classmates of mine. Marge helped me blow them away. Our dirty dancing was just a few silly millimeters short of being actual sex out on the dance floor.

Marge danced with all the guys at the table and I danced with all the girls and naturally when Marge went to use the ladies room Phil was after me again trying to find out my secret. I just could not get him to buy the 'aura' story.

When we left the club Marge laughed and told me that my stock as a stud was at an all time high.

"One of the three of the girls who were in the ladies room with me asked me straight out what a woman like me was doing with a young guy like you and I told them it was because my husband wasn't worth a fuck in bed, but you were fantastic. I even hinted that I was going to leave my hubby for you. I'll bet you at least one of them is going to try and steal you away from me."

On the ride back to her place she asked me what I had done with mom until dad got home. I told her and she told me that she wanted to duplicate what mom and I had done. When Marge finished with me I fell asleep exhausted. I woke up to the smell of bacon frying and I pulled on my boxers and went out to the kitchen. She saw me walk in to the room and pointed at the coffee pot. I got a cup and sat down at the table.

"I figured that I'd better feed you if I was going to spend the day fucking you. You need to build up your strength if you are going to do me any good."

"I guess I'd better. If I'm going to get enough to hold me for two weeks I'd better take some vitamins. You got any?"

"Why do you think you will be going two weeks without? Swing shift doesn't start until four. You come in at two-thirty or three and take care of business."

I hadn't thought of that. It would work. Fuck yeah! It would work!

When I got home I thought that I was going to have to use my cell to call mom and have her come out and help me into the house. Marge didn't leave me with much. I was glad that I didn't have to get up the next day to go to school and could sleep in.

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That was a laugh. The sleeping in part. I didn't have to get up, but my alarm mouth didn't see it that way.

"Wakey wakey motherfucker. You have to take care of mommy now since you won't be there to do it tonight."

It was a Monday morning replay of motherfuckers and cocksuckers Saturday. Mom called it quits around eleven so she could have lunch with Marge and I took advantage of the free hours I had until swing shift started to go something I hadn't done in a while. I went for a run. I was so out of shape that I was huffing and puffing before the run was half over. I made up my mind to get back in the grove.

Just before leaving for work I turned my phone on to check for messages. I had turned it off when Gail and I left Harry's because I knew that Natasha would start calling and I wasn't going to talk to her. I turned it on at three on Sunday and found eleven missed messages and five voicemails from Natasha and I deleted them all and then turned the phone back off.

This time there were ten and five so I deleted them and turned the phone back off. The only reason I turned the phone on at all was to check and see if there was anything from Andrea. I was worried about her.

I checked in with Marge when I got to work at two-thirty and she told me that she would see me in the basement in a minute or so. It was more like ten, but who was counting?

"I can't stay long. Your father and I have a meeting at Argus at four at the Hilton and knowing your father as well as I do he will get us a room and rip off a quick one for luck before the meeting. The evil in me wants two things. Give daddy your sloppy seconds and have the juices of both of her men in me when Madge goes down on me tonight."

"I thought you liked her?"

"She knows stud. I talked to her at lunch and told her what I planned on doing and she said she couldn't wait. God but she is such a slut."

"What was it that I heard somewhere? Something about pots and kettles? Something about one calling the other black?"

"Oh get off of it! Yes we both are sluts and you fucking love it."

I sent her off with a present for dad and just before she left she asked who I wanted next.

"It doesn't work that way. It's whoever who wants to come down and there is no guarantee that anyone of them will want to."

"You are a stud Robert, but you are also totally clueless. There isn't one of those sluts who wouldn't move you into their spare bedroom if they could get away with it. They are probably upstairs arm wrestling to see who gets to be next."

The next was a total surprise. It was Andrea.

"I can't stay Bobby. I shouldn't even get anywhere near you, but I needed to thank you for what you did. I panicked and was going to do some really stupid shit. Thank God you stopped me. I don't know how things are going to work out for us, but Dennis and I are at least talking. I owe you another one Bobby" and she leaned over and kissed me, said "I'll miss you" and then she left.

When I told her to get dressed and get out on Thursday night I hadn't expected to ever enjoy her again, but it was still a bummer to hear it from her. She was no sooner out the door when Shelly came in. It was almost like she had been standing outside waiting. It turned out that she was.

"She told me all about it Bobby. You really liked her didn't you?"

"I did. I do."

"Nurse Shelly is here to cheer the patient up. She asked me to be especially nice to you and I promised that I would be."

She was and it was an extremely satisfied Bobby that started his first swing shift.

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It was a busy evening for me. Ben Kotlartz, the shift supervisor (and whom I'd been calling "Uncle Ben" since I was six) used me as relief and I rotated through the positions on the production line.

The production line never stopped. There were four regular relievers (besides me) and their job was to cover positions on the line when men had to go take a leak, go on their ten minute breaks and take their half hour lunch breaks. I had a pretty good idea of how things ran by the end of the shift.

Monday was pretty much the way the rest of the week went for me. The alarm mouth wake up followed by trying to keep mom happy until two and then off to work. The 'playroom' until ten to four and then the production line until twelve thirty. By the end of the week I knew every job on the line, but then that was the reason that I was there right?

As far as my love life (sex life?) was concerned I was doing okay. Tuesday was Marge and Gloria. Wednesday was Shelly and Tina. Thursday was Gloria and Tina and Friday was Marge and Shelly. Shelly sure did like to go into her weekend's well butt fucked.

As far as work was concerned it was turning out as my dad had hoped. During my breaks and lunch period I met and got acquainted with the guys on the shift. On Wednesday a support leg for a six roller segment of the west conveyor broke and threatened to cause a back up. I hurried over to the machine shop and got the Miller 251 and welded the support leg back in place and established some credibility with the guys on the shift.

It was on my lunch period that I really bonded with some of the guys. Jared was moaning that it sucked not being able to play double pinochle any more. The guy that made up the fourth was one of the few who decided to move when he lost his job at Johnson Brothers. I played the game and wasn't bad at it and so I said I'd play if they wanted. They did and that is how I spent every lunch break for the next two weeks. As we played we talked and I ended up being very good friends with Jared, Archie and Max. So good in fact that I was invited to a barbecue at Archie's house on Sunday.

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My Saturday was no different than the previous Saturdays and mom kept me busy until ten minutes before dad was expected to be home. She went off to shower and douche and I wisely declined when she invited me to join her.

I dressed and decided to go out and see if I could find someone to bum around with. I was just backing out the drive when my cell phone hollered at me. I hadn't had anything from Natasha for a couple of days so I started leaving it on. I flipped it open (No Virginia, I do not have a fancy I Phone, just an ordinary cell) and I saw from the screen that it was Mary.

"I missed you on Wednesday."

"Sorry, but I'm working afternoons for two weeks."

"I know, but that means that your days are free so why haven't you called me or stopped by?"

"No excuse sexy lady; no excuse at all."

"Do you have any plans for tonight?"

"Nothing planned."

"I could use some company."

"Why? Why is a lady as sexy as you are sitting at home on a Saturday night instead of being out on a date?"

"Oh I get asked out, but at the end of the date all they want to do is fuck me."

I laughed at that and told her that I could be there in ten and she told me that I knew where to find her. I did indeed know and we never left that bedroom until ten the next morning.

Mary fixed us breakfast after our morning wake up and shower and as we ate I asked her if she would like to go to Archie's barbecue with me.

"I don't think that that would be a good idea."

"Why not?"

"Because of the age gap. You don't really want to be seen with an old hag like me."

"That is absolute horseshit and you know it. I'd move in with you this very afternoon if you would let me."

"I don't believe that your mother would approve."

"So what? What is she going to do, cut me off? I'd still have you and we both know that you could pick up the slack."

"It is a lovely idea baby, but outside of sex we have no common interests. I told you before and I'll tell you again. You need to be with Gail. She wants you and you already know that the two of you get along good together. Besides; why would you want to tie yourself to a slut like me? You already know, or at least you should, that I'm not a one man woman. I wouldn't give up my Wednesday gangbangs and there are a couple of guys that I see on a fairly regular basis. You don't need a slut like me for a steady girlfriend. Go with Gail."

"You are not making sense here. You tell me that I don't need a slut like you and should go with Gail. In case you have forgotten it Gail IS a slut just like you. Or have you forgotten that she lies on the bed next you at your gangbangs?"

"But she would give it up for a steady guy."

"I doubt that. She likes threesomes too much. She had Tommy and me doing them with her before he left. She is as big a slut as you say you are. Besides, I happen to like older sluts. You, mom and Marge are proof of that."

"You left out Pam."

"What?"

"Oh don't try to act surprised. We are sisters you know. Very close sisters and we share secrets. She was very upset when you dropped her."

"Did she tell you why?"

"Yes she did, but there are ways to work around things like that."

"I didn't want to go there so I said that I needed to be going if I was going to have enough time to go home and change clothes and get to the barbecue.

"I'll see you Monday morning right?"

"Maybe. I have things to do first thing in the morning, but I can maybe be here around noon."

"Just make sure that the 'thing' you have to do in the morning leaves enough for me."

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I got to Archie's at two and there were already about thirty people there. All of them second shifters with their wives, girlfriends and families.

"No fate?" Archie asked me as he walked me over to the keg and got me a glass.

"Broke up with my girl last week and haven't had the time to find another."

He walked me over to good looking busty redhead and introduced me to his wife Evangelina and she surprised the hell out of me and hugged me and gave me a kiss on the mouth.

"Thank you" she said and I knew better than to ask what for. Archie laughed and said:

"If my daughter Becky tries that push her away. I can control Vangie, but I lost control of Becky about the time she turned six."

I was walked around and introduced to the wives and families of the other guys and got three more kisses and a thank you very much along with a little razzing from the guys whose wives kissed me.

After a bit I noticed that Archie was spending his time on the grill and since I was dateless I volunteered to take his place so he could mingle with his friends. He argued that I was a guest and he wouldn't feel right so I just grabbed the spatula out of his hand and told him to beat it.

Maybe five minutes later as I was placing some hamburger patties on the grill a voice from behind me said:

"Hey mister; you wanna go some place and fuck?"

I turned and found Carol standing there."

"What are you doing here?"

"My Uncle Archie invited me. How is it that you are here and doing the cooking."

"I work with Archie and he invited me. I saw that he was tied to the grill and since I came without a date I volunteered to free him up so he could spend time with his guests."

"No date huh? Got any plans for later?"

"Not a one."

"You do know. I would like to pick up where we left off the last time I saw you. How about you?"

"Sounds like a plan to me."

She wandered off to visit and I went back to flipping burgers. Evangeline brought me a fresh beer and she had a girl with her.

"I'd like to introduce you to my daughter" and before she could go any farther her daughter said:

"Hi Bobby."

"How you doing sweetstuff?"

"You know each other?"

"Becky turned me down for the first time in the eighth grade."

"The first time?"

"And every other time all the way up to the eleventh grade when she started going steady with Paul Salmons."

"Well then I guess I'll leave the two of you to catch on things."

She left us and Becky said, "You sure seem to be a popular guy around these parts."

"Too bad I couldn't have been as popular in school."

"There wasn't anything wrong with your popularity Bob; I just wasn't interested in you. I was into the ball guys. Foot, base and basket and I had no interest in runners and swimmers. But that said I've grown up a bit since then."

Carol came up to us and said, "Hey slut! Get the hell away from my man!"

Becky looked at me and then laughed. "You and my skanky cousin? Well maybe I'm interested in you after all."

"You stay away from him or I'll cut your tits off you cunt!"