by tony090909
Nicely done! A good, straightforward telling of a situation that occurs more often than most would know.
I did actually think about including the housekeeper, but decided three fucks was enough (even for a fit young man!).
Using localized ism's like " knackered" that aren't known but in a localized area makes reading difficult and leaves readers confused. Best remove such in the future if the author hopes for wider readership.
I assume you meant the account in Alan's diaries. A rabid right winger but you had to admire his chutzpah! I like your version better tho
My oh my that reminds me of a story when I was an insurance agent and was out visiting my clients one day. The 21 yr old daughter happened to be there. She came over and I tried to interest her in a single parent family plan as she had a child out of wedlock. Then I said something about a sales contest with a possible trip to Hawaii. She got real interested in that so I said let's go have drink and talk about it. She quickly gets ready and leaves with me and we go down to my favorite bar the 49er Sports bar. So we listened to music we drank until I was broke and bar was.closing. she was so HOT TO TROT I couldn't believe it. Never have been with woman like that! No money for a motel but my office was just down the street. I fucked o. My buddies desk so my pussy juice would be proof to my buddy that I had really done her there! She was awesome but since I was married I didn't pursue her further. 6 stars for tony.
The one time it should have had a twist “I saw a picture in the paper 10 months later.” “The caption read, Triplets delivered at home by the lady of the manor.” Now that would have been funny.