Christian College Sex Comedy Ch. 06

"Our lives are perfect without you," Heaven countered.

"Heaven, do you plan to marry Christina and have children with her?" I inquired. "If so, I'll step out of the picture." Heaven studied me and twice was on the verge of saying something, most likely telling me to piss off and leave Christina alone.

"She likes you," Heaven whispered, as much to herself as me. "I've never seen her give a guy the time of day until you came along. They all want her for sex, or for her money, but you make her laugh."

"If it is any consolation, she is laughing at me, not with me," I joked. Heaven glared once more.

"You care about me," she continued on. "No one has ever done that before. All the other people treat me like a nuisance but you...you made me your lover," she sighed but that sly smile returned.

"How does Christina feel about that?" I asked.

"I...I think she's happy for me but a bit jealous too. Everything Christina has ever wanted, she's gotten, or gotten first, until now," she informed me.

"I hope she doesn't show up on all our dates. It is a little creepy," I smiled back. Heaven chuckled at that; usually she played the role of creepy companion.

"What would you do if Christina asked you to stop seeing other...women?" Heaven said softly.

"I'd tell her, I'm eighteen and I plan to live it up a little for a few years before I calm down," I assured Heaven, "and I'm holding out hope for a few three-ways between us even then."

Heaven reached across the table and hit me playfully.

"You are sex obsessed," she accused me, but again in a teasing manner.

"Heaven, if you would stop looking so beautiful then maybe I could think about something else," I reposed. The magic of calling a woman beautiful took hold of Heaven and made her blush.

We quickly finished diner and made our way to the Cineplex where I took her to see Wreck-It-Ralph. She was initially skeptical about seeing an animated movie but after the first ten minutes she was totally into it. I opted to forgo the obligatory make-out session in the theater because I felt it would ruin the moment.

"Best date ever!" she proclaimed as we got back into my car.

"Heaven, this is your first date ever," I pointed out.

"Still, it is the best, Zane. I feel like I can do anything," she exulted gleefully.

"That's the point of being young, to do anything -- to be free," I explained. The look she gave me was both quizzical and priceless.

"I think I know what she sees in you now," Heaven commented softly; by 'she,' I hoped she meant Christina. I didn't have too much time to dwell on that because Heaven reached across the seat and began caressing my thigh closer and closer to my growing hard-on. Before long, we were leaning into each other and kissing romantically as the car drifted off the road. I abruptly corrected and we had this giddy moment when we both realized how close we'd come to trouble.

We were still in that moment when the sirens came on behind us. Two run-ins with the law weren't doing my academic future any favors.

"Oh, crap," Heaven muttered. "What are you going to do?"

"Stop and see if I can bullshit my way out of a ticket," I responded hopefully. I was going for the 'honest officer, I was only trying to get a little action with my girl here' defense.

I pulled over into the driveway of an abandoned house and waited for the inevitable. I found Heaven looking at me somewhat fearfully; then it dawned on me that she'd never faced the police in an adversarial role before, such was her privileged lifestyle. When the officer, a city cop, got out of the car I did a double take; it was a woman. Going for the 'kicking boots with the girl' defense was gone and since I was with a woman it was not likely I could do a 'lone, lost puppy' plan either.

"Zane?" Heaven whispered. "Are we going to ..."

"I'll think of something, Heaven. I'll keep you out of it," I promised, but that was all I had time for.

"License and registration," the officer told me. I handed them over quickly and tried to smile at her. "Hi, Officer Campbell," I greeted her, taking her name from her uniform.

She looked over my cards then leaned into the window.

"Do you have any ID, Miss?" she asked Heaven. Heaven scrambled to pull out her FFU ID because that was all she had -- she didn't know how to drive. The officer looked it over then handed it back to me.

"So what's going on here?" she questioned us.

"We are out on a date," I responded.

"In all my years here I've never seen an FFU girl out on a date," the officer replied skeptically.

"Well, it couldn't be all that many years," I quipped immediately which caused the woman to stare at me. "Because you look so young," I stumbled along. She stepped away from the door after a moment to mull over what I'd said.

"Step out of the car," she commanded. I thought about protesting but that really was counter-productive.

"Turn around and put your hands on the roof of the car," she said next. As soon as I complied she began a serious pat down, starting from my wrists, going down my arms, my collar, and then down my body.

She skipped my groin, which I and my fear-hardened cock were grateful for.

When she finished doing both legs she ran one hand up my ass and the other around my front to take hold of my penis.

"Planning to give that tight little FFU pussy a work out, were you?" she whispered into my ear. If only she knew.

"That was something I had considered," I confessed.

"I'm afraid I can't let that happen," she told me. And then louder, "I'm charging you with a DWI. Come back with me to the patrol car. Are you going to be any trouble? Do I need to cuff you?"

"No, I'll behave, but I swear I've not had a drink or done any drugs all night long," I promised.

"We'll find out about that back at the station," she informed me as she pressed me over to her vehicle. She opened the driver's side back door and sat me down forcibly on the seat. "I'll have to call someone to pick up your girlfriend at the station. I'm afraid I'll have to impound your car for a more thorough search."

"Please don't do that," I responded with a start. "She'll get in a lot of trouble. Can't she call someone to come pick her up?"

"I'm afraid not," the policewoman smiled down at me in a smug and superior manner. "Besides, who do I call about you? You seem awful young to be running around all alone. Where do you go to school?"

Seeing my reticence to answer, Officer Campbell went through my wallet and pulled out my FFU ID, looking it over curiously.

"It's a long story," I sighed, "but it is legitimate. I'm at FFU too."

"It looks like the Chancellor will be coming for two students tonight, then," she noted.

"Please, is there any way you can leave Heaven out of this? It is my entire fault." This was mostly a lie but...oh, hell, why stop now? "I'll take full responsibility." And most likely get expelled. The officer studied me a moment with a tilt to her head.

"Maybe there is something you can do. Can you impress me with what a good boy you can be? It would take some extreme effort on your part," she grinned mischievously. I could only nod.

"Take off your pants," she commanded curtly. I saw little hope or option so I hurriedly did as I was told. Any worry that my good friend wouldn't comply was dispelled when her warm hand surrounded the shaft and gave it a playful tug. She knelt down between my legs and stroked me a few times as she took in my dimensions.

"If you cum in under thirty seconds like most of your college asshole buddies, you are spending the night in jail," she instructed me. Since I could barely remember a time when I lasted less than five minutes, I shrugged and nodded. She started licking my tip then wrapped her full lips around my throbbing head and took around two inches in. Man she was good at this, making me wonder how many college guys she'd snuck up on over the years.

For the next thirty seconds she energetically tried to make me out to be a liar, but she was good, not great, and I survived the experience in style. The next two minutes she took at a more leisurely pace, getting into the deed and enjoying the experience.

"Let me see your tits," I suddenly felt inspired to ask. How much more trouble could I get into?

She slurped on me for a few more seconds before pulling free.

"Danica; my name is Danica," Officer Danica Campbell enlightened me. She also guided her head back onto my cock and began taking off her shirt and light ballistic vest. This revealed a damp wife-beater, white sports bra, and deceptively large sweaty breasts under it all, definitely more than a handful.

With some deft manipulations and alternating between hand-strokes and sucking, we got the rest of her upper clothes off and I began kneading and caressing her gorgeous globes, her nipples hardening in the cooler night air. I also took the opportunity to take off my shirt as well.

"I want to fuck you now," she relayed to me in a husky voice.

I started to scoot back along the rear seat when Danica leaned forward resting a hand on the car's cab over the door. Her breasts hung free and I went for them, pulling them with my hands and sucking one nipple hungrily, then switching to the other.

"You are making it hard to concentrate," she panted to me, but that was the extent of her protest.

When she finally untangled herself from her clothes, Danica pushed my pants and shorts down and started to straddle me. I saw her rip a condom wrapper open with her teeth and felt her hands roll it down over my penis.

"Are you sure you're ready?" I asked. "I wouldn't mind returning the favor."

"Sweet kid," she murmured appreciatively, "but I'm sure I'm ready." She reached between her legs and smeared some of her fluids she collected over the tip of my nose, lips, and chin. I sucked on her two fingers when she let them linger, which only made her happier. Her fingers free once more, she guided them between her thighs, positioned my head to her moist opening and sank down my shaft.

Danica rocked back and forth for a minute, slowly letting more of my cock slide into her until she had finally engulfed it all. She let out a deep, soulful sigh and sat there experiencing being filled up for a moment before she started to ride me. When I say she rode me, I don't mean she rocked back and forth, up and down in a rhythmic fashion; Danica rode me like a wild bronco, slamming into me like a woman possessed and leaving me with a deep seated fear that she'd dislocate my hips.

The one saving grace was that she didn't last all that long, she couldn't, and when she came, she thrashed hard against me, but thankfully in a series of low growls. Her screams would have been deafening in the confines of the car's back seat. She lay against me taking deep breaths, if not breathless.

"Not your average college boy," she sighed as she rested her hands on my chest.

"I'm not done yet, Officer Danica," I told her. I rolled us over, putting her on the bottom and taking hold of her legs. I wedged her left foot up against the back seat and door frame and the right over the headrest on the driver's side, spreading her wide open and helpless.

"Aaahhh fuuucckkkkk..." Danica moaned as I sank into her again, "don't you get tired?"

"Can't you tell?" I grinned, "I'm trying to impress you." I ground my pubic bone into her clit for good effect with Danica's eyes rolling back in her head accentuated by a growl from deep from her diaphragm.

The 'slap, slap, slap' sound of my groin smacking her soaking wet pussy filled the car and apparently echoed out into the night. Danica flailed her arms above her on the seat and tossed her head back and forth in ecstatic rapture. I really was feeling like I was doing a good job because a minute later she shuddered into another orgasm so hard, her flexing legs made her feet push out, causing the car's frame to squeak.

I moved her ankles back down then turned her around, leaving her on her stomach as I worked behind her and between her legs.

"Huh?" she muttered as I spread her legs farther apart and pulled her up by the hips onto her knees, doggy-style. I teased her cunt with several passes of my cock before settling on the cusp of her entrance.

"Aaahhh" we moaned in unison as I sank my penis back into her sweet pussy. I pushed forward gently and Danica slowly responded. "Oh, fuck," she added as I pushed to my maximum depth.

"You like?" I asked softly as I leaned over her.

"Yes..." she slurred, heady with passion. "...I like it, now give me more. Please give me more now."

She was the arresting officer so I felt obliged to obey, picking up the tempo and smacking our flesh together in a resounding union until she growled once more, balled her fists against the vinyl seat and snarling into the fabric. I slowed down long enough for her to start to recover, then I drove her hard once again.

I caught sight of the movement at the opposite door before Heaven opened it. Danica looked up and struggled to her elbows.

"I don't do girls," she gasped out between my rocketing impacts into her sex.

"That won't be a problem," Heaven assured her before sitting down with her back to both of us and began to pull off her skirt and underwear.

"Heaven, are you sure about this?" I cautioned her. If I was uncertain about what I saw about to happen, I was certain that Christina would have kittens (and blame me). In the end it was Heaven's choice, though, and I owed it to my date to support this.

"I told you I don't...oh, my God!" Officer Danica gasped as Heaven turned around, got on her knees, and thrust her cock toward the policewoman's mouth.

Danica backed up against me, trying to avoid Heaven, but I held fast.

"Open up," Heaven ordered the cop as she rubbed her cock over the woman's lips. Danica shook her head until Heaven ran her hands through her hair and yanked up. Danica yelped and Heaven stole the moment to shove her cock in.

"Mmmphf," Danica mumbled around Heaven's tool. Soon she was gurgling and slurping as Heaven made rapid use of her mouth.

Initially Campbell resisted Heaven's deep thrusts but slowly her protests lessened and her moans of pleasure increased. She even went so far as reaching up for Heaven's hip and pulling her in tight.

"Oh, damn, this bitch is good," Heaven moaned. Danica made a rebellious noise in response.

I backed up enough so that Danica could remove Heaven's penis from her mouth.

"Watch it," she scolded Heaven as she kept a hand on the younger woman's cock, stroking it rapidly and with passion.

"More sucking; less talking," Heaven insisted as she stuck her rod back in Danica's mouth.

This wasn't a fight I was going to get in the middle of. I decided that since Heaven was already having a ball, making Danica happy was my main concern. I ran both hands along her sides, one doubling back between her legs and starting to tickle her clit while the other cupped a breast and began teasing her nipple. By the way Danica gyrated her body under me, I could tell she was getting into it.

"Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck...Zane!" Heaven cried out. At the last moment she locked her eyes with mine as she made Danica choke on her meat and shot gob after gob of cum down her throat. Danica spewed and sputtered as Heaven finished abusing her face. The cop had only a few seconds to catch her breath before Heaven stuck her semi-flaccid member back down her throat. Heaven stole the moment to lean in and French kiss me intensely over Danica's body.

Danica gamely took Heaven's cock and went back to sucking for all she was worth. Heaven took on a different approach this time, coaxing Danica along with fingers softly coiling and uncoiling her hair and gentle touches to her cheeks. Our trapped police officer became lost in her own growing ecstasy, which was only short-circuited by Heaven suddenly pulling out.

"Let's switch up," Heaven suggested enthusiastically as if Danica's orifices were musical chairs. On the other hand, Danica had asked for this (sort of) and Heaven really seemed to be coming out of her shell so I nodded. I kept thrusting into Danica who, if aware of our intentions, gave no indication of any resistance.

Heaven, now topless, tapped me on the shoulder when she came round and when I separated she gave me a high-five. Heaven's face when she slipped into Danica's cunt was pure bliss.

"Ooohhh...yeah," Heaven exhaled triumphantly. "This is great."

"I'm sort of partial to Officer Campbell's body too," I agreed.

Danica kept up a series of 'ugh, ugh, ugh's' in reaction to Heaven's exertions until I came around to the passenger side of the back seat and settled in facing her. She looked up at my crotch and then up to me with exhaustion tinged with fear.

"It's okay," I stroked her hair and didn't press forward. She lowered her head to the seat for about half a minute as she absorbed Heaven's thrusts.

"Here," she mumbled, as she pushed up onto her hands once more, "let me help with this." She took my condom off, grabbed my cock by one hand, and after giving me a faint grin began taking in my head. I couldn't stop myself from giving her a little extra but Danica took it like a trooper.

"Damn, Zane, we are double-stuffing this cop. I bet she didn't expect this tonight," Heaven laughed gleefully.

"Mmmphf, mmph, mmph," Danica mumbled between slurps and sucking noises.

"That's a good girl," Heaven consoled Danica as she petted her ass and flank. "You like this, don't you?" For the longest time Danica didn't respond so Heaven teased her. "Do you want us to stop, Officer Campbell?" Another pause, then Danica pulled her lips off my cock.

"No," she whimpered, "I'm loving this." She went back to sucking my cock and Heaven began slamming her hard as a form of reward. Soon enough, Danica spasmed to another orgasm and then nearly collapsed onto the seat.

"Zane, I want her ass," Heaven beamed at me like a sex-possessed maniac.

"Noooo," moaned Danica, "I don't ..." Heaven cut that off with a sharp slap to the ass.

"I've got an idea," I grinned back. I moved Danica to the back of the seat and scooted underneath her. I pulled her back on top of me and Heaven helped me insert my cock into her well-fucked pussy.

"Oh, yes," Danica gasped, as I squeezed my cock into her cunt once more. That was nothing compared to the noise she made when Heaven ran several fingers over her snatch, getting her fingers nice and wet before sinking the first one into her anus.

"No...Mmmm," the policewoman got out before I buried her protests with a kiss.

When I let go she looked down at me with a captivating degree of sexual hunger that was exciting. Heaven began feverishly working her finger into Danica, making her shut her eyes as she tried to cut off the pain of her first anal experience.

"Kiss me if it gets to be too much," I whispered to her; Danica nodded.

On cue, she dove onto my lips twice more before Heaven had me sit still and I felt it as she urged her cockhead against Officer Campbell's anal opening.

"Shit! That hurts," Danica shouted out in pain.

"I'm going to own this ass," Heaven taunted her over her shoulder while moving deeper incrementally.

"Ooohhh," Danica moaned, as tears welled up in her eyes. "I can still...make you pay." Heaven draped her body over Danica's and began rubbing her taut nipples along her back. The policewoman gasped and shivered from the sensation.

"You like this?" Heaven murmured to her, rubbing her rigid nipples over Danica's flesh. "I've got more where that came from."

While Heaven drove her hips forward as she pumped her cock deeper into Danica's ass, she took nips out of the cop's shoulder blades and back while massaging both of her breasts with her hands. I had one hand working her clit in a sensual cycle while my other hand caressed her cheek. By the look on her face, my FFU-mate was coming into her own; a beautiful sight.