by Bakeboss
A different concept and maybe even a little simple, but funny nonetheless.
Not much of a story. Try putting some effort and time into it.
Just because you live in the country doesn't mean you're naive about sex. Hell, kids who grow up on farms learn about sex long before other people do, just from seeing the livestock mate every year. They handle tits at age 10. A cow's, admittedly, but still... Then you have city-folk like me, except stupid, who think they can just walk around in a cow pasture in flip-flops, or wander through tall grass while wearing shorts. Then they step in cow shit or get bitten by a snake.