by magmaman
as always! The hidden power of the Insurance companies is out there! I am a bit surprised that he wasn't arrested as either and illegal alien or a terrorist. But he always has fun and justifies his presence on an erotic site.
True government paper shuffling. This was a fun story to read and put a smile on my face. Next time hide the candy in the furnace room wives never look there.
Loved it. The government at work for you. I loved the solution and believe me I will remember it. You never know when the government will decide you are dead, but you can bet it will happen AFTER they owe YOU money. Wonderful story.
Five months of no checks and no credit cards or driver's license wasn't the worst. I had been evicted! Dead men don't need an apartment! Wish I'd read this long ago.
Thanks.
I would have just gone to my local Congressman's office. He has a large, taxpayer funded staff to deal with this sort of nonsense. But I like your solution better!
I had a huge giggle while reading this. I am currently going through a stupid battle with Centrelink (Aussie Pensions Preventative Office) who have severely slashed my pension because a private company I have some shares in showed a profit in 08-09. A loss in 09-10 is discounted as the tax return has not yet been formalised. It only showed a profit if you discounted the loans that were more than the assets. Enough, you don't want to hear, but bloody hell, aren't Government departments wonderful. "Sorry Sir, I am unable to help you, you need to contact ......." Thanks heaps.
Anyway, loved your story.
It's lucky he had life-insurance; most people wouldn't have one. It also does make me wonder how the government even keeps track of dead people. I hear a lot of fraud happens because of newborn babies who die prematurely have their Social Security ID stolen? Anyway... how do you prove you're alive otherwise? haha nice topic! XD I guess you could try your local congressman/woman or senator but I am cynical enough to wonder how much they would care about your situation. Nice read, keep up the good work :)
Nice idea and I bet it really would work perfectly too
Nice work MGM