by qhml1
First you need 2 regular sized buckets (one filled with warm water) a large sponge & a one liter plastic cup, Empty the freezer.
Check that the drain plug is in place. Using the cup, pour warm water over the ice buildup.
While someone empties the bucket with ice, the pouring water on the ice can continue.
Add warm water when necessary.
Use the sponge to clean out the water in the freezer bottom.
If you’ve been diligent, nothing will be thawed.
Fastest way to defrost with no scraping to accidentally puncture the coils.
Bill S.
Great story. Parents gave me their 1962 Sears chest freezer over 6 feet long and steel.lasted until 2000. Yes they are heavy. When to an appliance parts sore for a new seal and head liner I guess . Gave the model number and they asked are you sure and was told the only part they could get for it was the screws.
Hilarious and wonderful. Reminds me of a story I know. Maybe I should publish it but will need to ask some friends if they mind 😆 BardnotBard
Re: allyliterally
You are joking with your question right? "I was looking down at her. She was squirming madly, I was pounding like crazy, and I notice we were literally moving the freezer around. The lid was also bouncing up and down to our movements, giving quite a bit." Think hard now, what were they doing with her being on the lid of that that freezer?
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Some years ago I was a government contractor handling all of their various alarm and access systems. The Navy and USMC held their annual ball on-site one year. The following work day it was noticed that a copy machine in an office area upstairs had the glass cracked all to hell and no one could figure out how it happened. I explained that at least one of the ladies at the event for certain had an 8 1/2" x 11" color photocopy of her ass and related pink parts. It doesn't take an engineer to figure out these things and that's the finish to that story. Signed: BTW 06/14/23
I hate mysteries and I am not an engineer, so what was wrong with the freezer? Finish the damn story 🤣
5 stars anyway, just because it's you.
Great story that's both funny, loving and erotic. Was bummed when she gave up her granny panties though :(
I’d read this a year ago & still think it was as fun as before. But I’m sad because my wife never got to the frisky part. Still.
Bill S.
Yeah... very definitely a cute little tale!
Second time read... still a "5" !
EastCoaster
Very funny, but being a refrigeration mechanic I'm curious, what was wrong with freezer? A warped lid, or cracked door liner because of all the lovin'? 5 stars
Yeah, this was great. I've read most of your stuff, but this really made me smile. Nice job. S. F.
Happy ending on a LW story! who would believe it? Fun little story with lots of smiles. thanks for the lift…
....at the bottom of the freezer were the motel receipts and some really cold condoms.
Fun little thing and thankfully between a couple in love instead of cheaters.
5&
BJ
I thought this was going to be another way the husband found out his wife was cheating story. Something to do with why the freezer was broken BUT it was not the husband.
Thankfully I was wrong and it ended up a truly loving wife story.
Is it just me, or is your writing some of the best I have ever read?
Descriptive, funny, spelling and grammar checked, you nailed it!
Please write more! Even if you have a little physical disability, you are better than the best!
Irrelevant but the fastest way to defrost a chest freezer is with a bucket, plastic drink cups from a fast food place & a gallon of warm water & large sponges.
Bill S.
Maybe the 1st story I came up which actually resembles the category "loving wifes". All others are or least most are about cheating.
Good short story.
5 stars
Sorry, I didn’t get the joke. Having a freezer not leveled properly, will not cause it to crack.
Great read - refreshing to get the occasional story where a loving couple's marriage doesn't implode.
Try adding a blanket, towels or something to the washer on one side to make an unbalanced load, a couple of pair of old tennis shoes in the dryer. Bend her over or if you are tall sit her on top, eat and/or stroke her in either hole. You both can thank me later. A good, fun read. Signed: BTW
We are on our third chest type freezer. The first one only lasted about 8 years. The second one was smaller and lasted about 28 years. The current one is going on 30 but now that we are old, it will likely outlive us. Haven't had to defrost it in quite a while. Thanks for the memory.
Thank You, Thank You, Thank YOU. We are not alone , we did this to our coffee table, and it was solid oak. LOL
I loved this. qhml1 you put a smile on my face that will last the whole day. For that you get a 5.
Normally this would not be my favorite story BUT your ability to put it together the way you do it is a definite 5+5
Ed Grocott
edgrocott@gmail.com
if the definition of "old folks" keeps getting older as DWornock ages. It is amazing the way that works, just ask the generation that once had as a slogan "don't trust anyone over 30".
lol
I'm chuckling still ....great little tale. 3 for the story line + 2 for the humour = 5
Maybe you should help her with the laundry next?
5***** for this excellent entertainment, and thank you.
"Beer has always affected my sense of humor, and the sight of her sitting inside with just her head in view was , to me, hilarious. She didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did. Let's just say the freezer thawed out long before she did." - gotta love short wives ;-). Then again, I can also say the same for long legged tall ones too ;-D
Thx!
The only problem is that I do not see how he can get Revenge! (--
Delightful tale. I thought he was misleading his Sweetie when he earlier told her he had no idea about the increased frequency in defrosting the freezer lid. Only cheating here is on the Sears warranty!
defrosting always works as a warmer. TK U MLJ LV NV
she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth. (5 star story qh)
I had hoped that the child molesting Dwhorecuck had gone away.
Q, this was a very pleasant read. I loved the ending and the insight the husband finally had on what caused the liner to crack. :)
It didn't last as long as yours did, but we loved it! Thanks for the memories! Great story!
@ Dear Ms. Dwornock To be eternal young you should die in your young ages!
5 stars.
Just the opening paragraphs made this one great for me. The idea of a Honey I'm home goose into the freezer had me laughing for five minutes. As one who was married for 31 years I had to think back on some of the crazy times in my former life. There were some fun times. Good reminder!! Maybe I should send this one to my ex.
And a fun way to figure out why the freezer is not working quite right.
Really, really amazing and really, really sexy. And really, really interesting. The last commentator must be dead below the waist. Great story, writer, more of the same?
Well, the story was actually the best.
Frankly, I wish this site would change the title of this category because too many are so fixated on it they can't pay attention to the story.
Thanks for a job well done. 5 stars
Ttom
Fine, enjoyable story. But readers, please. You complain that the LW category is used for stories of cheating wives, and then complain when it is used for a truly loving wife. This story is in the correct category and I hope the writer keeps going with more.
I love the real-world possibility of this. I can easily see it happening in an everyday relationship.
But it's in the wrong category. Erotic Coupling.
Very nice story!
I wonder if their fridge has a bottom freezer?
Thank you!
M1
A true husband and wife account.
It's the little things that bring out humor and love along with passion towards the person that you love.
The story covers all of them.
Thanks for the good read.
A very good story line and well told. One could picture the scene in real life actually happening.
Storytelling in this mode is a lost art. Full marks!
the husband know where his bread is buttered and he spread it out. way to go. A LW story