Felicity Ch. 08

As they got closer I saw the anomaly but it was too late for me to say anything other than, "Oh oh." Every lady that had a man waiting for her at the bar had an arm behind her back. Before we could move we were all plastered on our crotch with a pie.

Evil giggling flew out of the door as they all ran outside. I gave chase and caught Carly just as she was opening the door to the car. She squealed and I heard scattered squeals all around us. I kissed her and told her she was going to get a spanking then sat on the car seat with my feet on the ground. I draped her over my knees; saw that we could not be seen so I flipped up her dress. Her ass and pussy were covered in cream pie. The war had gotten very personal.

I changed my mind on her punishment and stood. I coaxed Carly into leaning over the car seat with her feet on the ground and I started licking the pie off her ass and pussy. She had two orgasms before I had half of it licked off. It was coconut cream.

I got impatient and pulled out my cock. After again checking for witnesses I shoved my cock into her very slick pussy and fucked her hard and fast.

Her orgasmic moan was not the first or loudest but it was good enough for me to shoot my own cream into her. I turned her over and picked her up, kissing her passionately. I lifted her higher and slid my still hard cock back into her pussy. She wrapped her arms and legs around me as we kissed some more.

"I can see Aunt Wendy giving Jim a blowjob from up here," she said. "She is scraping pie from his crotch and smearing it on his dick then licking it off.

"Nice lady. Who was the one with the real loud orgasm?"

"That would be Lucy with her new husband, James, a light year improvement to her first one. He is Charlene's brother. You will like him."

"I met him during the war. He and Allen act like brothers, good guy. Wickedly strange sense of humor.

What the hell was that?"

"That would be my sister Rhonda, the moan came from her car. Mom is very much hoping she and Jack get married and she moves back home. She is tempting him with a principal's position."

"Since she plastered Jack with a pie my guess would be that is a done deal," I said.

We listened to the orgasmic moans scattered around the parking area and kissed for a while. Another loud moan got our attention and as we debated whose moan it was my cock slid out of her pussy.

"Put that back!"

"Sorry. It needs a nap."

"Take us back to our room. I know how to wake it up."

As we made it out of the parking lot we saw a few vehicles bouncing and at least two instances of legs pushing the roof over the back seat of cars.

Carly said, "That last one was the bartender with a tattoo over her boob. I recognized the shoes. She is with another girl, probably Helen."

"What makes you think so?"

"She hit on Helen hard. She is not Helen's type but then you were definitely not my type and look where it got me," she said as she admired her engagement ring.

"Sorry. I will try to make it up to you."

Our headlights shone briefly on her Aunt Amanda, Helen's mother. Carly said, "That looks like a done deal too. Rick is closer to Amanda's age than to Helens and he does seem to be in love with her which would be nice since I know Aunt Amanda is in love with him. He did take her to Playa del Carmen for a week this summer. James and Charlene like him." As we drove towards our hotel Carly's hand went to my crotch and she scooped some of the cream pie off me. She slurped it of her fingers then said, "You know, blowjob practice could be improved with a little whip cream."

"There will be an industrial size container for you when you get home. I love you."

"I know. You are insane. And I am going to take full advantage of that. By the way, everybody was pestering me about our wedding date. Any ideas?"

"Thanksgiving."

Carly was silent so I took a look at her. I saw a tear fall down her cheek, she was quietly sobbing.

"Baby?"

"I love you so much."

I drove us to our hotel room where I spent a long time licking every bit of the cream pie from every inch of her body. Her chest was covered with it; Charlene had inserted a pie down her dress then mashed it in. Carly figured that Bob was licking the pie off his wife's butt about then too. Carly had lifted Charlene's dress and pressed a pie right on her bare ass.

"Who got your ass?"

"Jana did. Just as I was plastering her sister Lucy's boobs."

"Was there a winner?"

"Not Karen, she cheated so she is disqualified. What was most amazing was that both Connie and Andrea came out of it mostly clean especially when you consider they were the two biggest targets. I think that would make them the winners. We were very happy to see Andrea laughing. It has been a tough year for her."

"Who got Allen?"

"I did," Carly said with a proud smile.

We were naked by then and my cock was beginning to stir so I took us to the shower. I did a very thorough cleaning job on Carly's body even occasionally using soap and water. My cock was in her before we exited the bathroom and had her astride my body on the bed in seconds. Carly fucked me with a great need that matched my own. We did not last long. After some kisses and caresses Carly sat up and smiled.

She said, "Honey, I will understand if you want to stay away from my family. I know we did not present ourselves in the best of light."

"Well, I was appalled, shocked and appalled," I replied. "I have never witnessed such a lack of decorum in my life. I think we need to go visit your Mom at least every other weekend to see if we can instill some manners and also check for hidden pies."

Carly already knew I loved her family. I saw that they all loved each other fiercely and that included the husbands, boyfriends, girlfriends, and close friends. They were all family. It was pure unconditional love. I wanted in.

I added, "We need to get Aunt Wendy to help us scout locations for the rehearsal dinner, for our wedding, and the reception. I did mean this Thanksgiving in case you wondered."

"You know, there has been a wedding in our extended family every Thanksgiving for four years in a row. Last year it was James and Lucy. Just last weekend the girls were trying to guess whose wedding it would be this Thanksgiving. I was overjoyed when you told me it would be ours. Sorry for the tears but by now you know they are just my love for you flooding out. I love you."

I kissed Carly and told her that I was glad we were perpetuating a new tradition.

She called her Aunt Wendy and the first we heard over the phone was an orgasmic moan. Carly congratulated her and told her that the next wedding was ours on Thanksgiving week.

"Wendy said, "Got it," then hung up in mid moan.

"You will love Aunt Wendy."

"I already do."

"I have recruited Karen as my maid of honor and I will apparently have more than enough volunteers to be bridesmaids. Any idea on your best man?"

"Allen."

"Really?"

"Really."

"He was the best man at James' wedding but that was expected. Being your best man will please the family enormously. Thank you."

"No thanks needed. He is now my best male friend anyway."

"I love you."

Before my cock was completely ready Carly began to fuck me vigorously and was suddenly in the midst of her best orgasm of the evening. Just as hers was waning mine arrived. She loved it when that happened. We rested.

A dozen kisses later I said to Carly that all I would need for our wedding was to be told when and where to show up and how much the rehearsal dinner was going to cost me.

I added, "I do insist that there will be no pie fights at the rehearsal dinner."

"No?"

"No, it's been done. Water pistols would be OK."

"Thank you honey but that was done at James and Lucy's rehearsal dinner."

"Nerf ball guns?"

"Maggie and Jason."

"Silly string?"

I loved her smile.